My boss has turned out to be a H!P wota, though

会社の上司がハロヲタだったんだが

1: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/06/17(月) 21:49:16.65 0

上司と会話してるとサラッとカミングアウトされて焦ったｗ
でも自分もハロヲタだってことは言えなかった

As I was talking with my boss, he told me in a casual manner that he was a H!P wota. I got so surprised that I couldn't tell him I was too.

2: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/06/17(月) 21:49:45.93 0

誰推し

Who's his bias?

4: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/06/17(月) 21:51:29.78 0

>>2
上司　誰推しかは聞いてないが娘。が好きらしい
俺は千奈美推し

He's a Musume wota and didn't tell about his bias. FYI I'm a Chinami-biased.

5: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/06/17(月) 21:51:49.58 0

さらっと言ったように見えて相当な覚悟をして言ったと思うぞ

Even though it seemed to be put casually, I suppose he must needed huge courage to confess it.

6: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/06/17(月) 21:52:34.81 0

おんなじ匂いがしたんだろ

He must had found that you're of the same feather.

7: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/06/17(月) 21:53:47.71 0

おっさんハロヲタって狼住人だろうから
上司が黙ってこのスレに来る

I suppose old H!P wotas would be wolfers as well, so your boss may appear on this thread.

15: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/06/17(月) 21:57:04.81 0

上司と部下がハロヲタの狼住人
職場としては最高の環境じゃんかｗ

What a great workplace where a wota works under another wota!

19: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/06/17(月) 22:00:34.89 0

多分上司は何かのきっかけで>>1がハロヲタだと気付いたからカミングアウトしたんだと思うよ

I think he had noticed you're also a H!P wota for some reason and made up his mind to come out.

21: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/06/17(月) 22:01:39.36 0

娘って上司の娘のことだろ

It must be his musume (daughter) he was talking about, not Morning Musume.

24: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/06/17(月) 22:03:31.20 0

娘が可愛くてさー
マジすか？俺千奈美ヲタっす
え？

the boss: I love my musume, she's so cute.

>>1: Really? I'm a Chinami-biased.

the boss: What?

9: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/06/17(月) 21:54:07.77 0

>>1
君島村君か？

Is it you, Shimamura-kun?

13: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/06/17(月) 21:56:11.37 0

もうこのスレ落としてくれ

Please let this thread go out right now.

20: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/06/17(月) 22:00:42.37 0

イエーイ上司見てる～

Wow! His boss is here!

23: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/06/17(月) 22:03:26.83 0

上司！上司！

We want the boss! We want the boss!

26: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/06/17(月) 22:05:11.65 0

もう特定されたのか

Isn't it bit too fast to be identified?

28: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/06/17(月) 22:06:12.91 0

明日の朝が楽しみだな>>1

I can't help looking forward to see what's gonna happen at his office tomorrow morning.

29: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/06/17(月) 22:06:15.76 0

島村君明日は大変だな

It will be the toughest day for Shimamura-kun.

30: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/06/17(月) 22:06:46.35 0

まあ気落とすなよ
コーヒーおごってやるよ島村

Don't be discouraged. I'll buy you a cup of coffee, Shimamura.

32: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/06/17(月) 22:08:12.08 0

せっかくなんだから狼で語らい合っていけよw

Why don't you guys have a chatting here in Ookami?

36: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/06/17(月) 22:09:18.65 0

電話かメールで今直接やり取りしてるでしょ
上司さん結果報告お願いね

They must be getting in touch directly by now. Hey boss, will you report us later of the circumstances of the discussion with Shimamura-kun?

37: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/06/17(月) 22:09:56.07 0

最初にごまかすから後から恥ずかしい思いするんだぞ

If you told your boss the truth at the outset, you wouldn't have been upset like this.

44: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/06/17(月) 22:10:58.95 0

上司降臨早すぎだろw

The descent of the boss was too early. lol

47: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/06/17(月) 22:12:15.76 0

見つかるまで5分切ってるな

It was within 5 minutes really.

45: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/06/17(月) 22:11:26.69 0

島村くんはこれから付き合いでハロコンに行かされるんだろう
ゴルフの代わりだと思えばいい

Shimamura-kun would be ordered by the boss to accompany him to go to H!P concerts from now on. He'd better accept it in stead of playing golf with him.

46: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/06/17(月) 22:11:52.28 0

そりゃハロヲタ上司なら狼見ててもおかしくないだろw

It's quite possible that H!P wota boss watches Ookami.

48: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/06/17(月) 22:12:46.40 0

アホ過ぎるよｗｗｗｗ

He's way too stupid. lol

53: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/06/17(月) 22:14:07.81 0

どこいってもアニヲタはいるのにアイドルヲタなんて見たことないわ

I've never met idol wotas in my everyday life, yet there're so many anime wotas around me.

57: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/06/17(月) 22:14:48.36 0

上司のヲタ芸をよいしょしてコンところじゃない島村想像してふいた

I've bursted out laughing as I imagined Shimamura would flatter the boss by praising his wotagei and couldn't enjoy himself at concerts.

58: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/06/17(月) 22:15:49.86 0

島村は上司の名前もバラせよ

Why don't you reveal the name of your boss too, Shimamura?

60: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/06/17(月) 22:16:26.16 O

このスレ面白すぎるだろｗ
島村君はここでいっぱい自分のヲタ話ししていくと
明日からの上司の対応も良くなるんじゃないの？

This thread is way too funny. Shimamura-kun should expose his own wota stories here to draw out better treatment from the boss.

61: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/06/17(月) 22:16:59.96 0

正直うらやましいぜ

Honestly I'm so envious of him.

62: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/06/17(月) 22:17:20.70 0

俺ことかと思ったじゃないか
今度部下を連れて℃のパシフィコ行くよ！

I thought it was me >>1 was taking about, since I'm gonna take my man to the C-ute concert at Pacifico Yokohama.

68: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/06/17(月) 22:18:18.35 0

上司と一緒にコンサート行くならチケット代は出して欲しいよな
気を使うからそれくらいは奢ってほしい

If I had to go to concerts with my boss, I want him to pay my ticket fee. Cuz I couldn't enjoy it feeling ill at ease.

70: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/06/17(月) 22:19:01.88 0

上司と一緒とか最悪じゃん

It sucks to go to concerts with superiors.

71: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/06/17(月) 22:19:13.66 0

上司「ハロコンの時は上司とか部下とかないから」
お前「（あれ？もうハロコン一緒に行く事になってる！！！）」

boss: There's no superiors nor subordinates when it comes to H!P concerts.

you: (Give me a break! When have we agreed to go to H!P concerts together?)

72: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/06/17(月) 22:19:25.79 O

さらっと言われた時点で
紺で島村は目撃されてたんだろーなｗ

Possibly the boss had found Shimamura at some concerts before he suggested in that modest way.

76: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/06/17(月) 22:20:50.91 0

スーさんとハマちゃんみたいなもんか

Their relationship is just like the one between Su-san and Hama-chan.

(HPW note: Su-san and Hama-chan are the main characters in a popular manga Tsuribka Nisshi which has been translated into movie and TV series as well. Hama-chan, a dull office worker happen to get along with Su-san, the CEO of his company for having same enthusiasm in fishing.)

78: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/06/17(月) 22:21:07.80 0

職場の飲み会の後は二人でヲタカラだな

They would go to karaoke together to sing H!P songs after business-related social drinkings.

80: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/06/17(月) 22:21:31.03 0

これで平日イベも堂々と行けるってもんだな

Now he can go to events on weekdays openly.

82: 5KU1hSz 2013/06/17(月) 22:23:23.26 O

いきなりシャツのボタンをはずしてヲタTをみせつけニヤリとされる

Suddenly the boss unbutton his shirt and showed off his wota tee inside with meaningful smile.

83: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/06/17(月) 22:23:41.98 0

島村君つぎのツアー　枠貸してくれないかね

the boss: Shimamura-kun, could you lend me your FC quota to buy tickets for the next concert tour?

84: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/06/17(月) 22:24:57.76 0

島村「この日有給欲しいんですけど...」
上司「おっ！ベリ紺か？」

Shimamura: Excuse me, boss. I'm just wondering if I could have a paid holiday on this date.

the boss: For Berryz concerts?

89: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/06/17(月) 22:27:38.41 O

上司｢島村君はベリイベ以外で有給使わないよね＾＾｣

the boss: You've never took paid holidays for anything but Berryz events, Shimamura-kun.

93: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/06/17(月) 22:29:17.27 0

同僚A「島村お前○○さんと一緒に休む事多くない？何か二人出来てるって噂が回ってるぞｗ」

co-worker A: I've noticed you and the boss would often take holidays on the same days. Some people spread a rumour that you guys are seeing each other.

94: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/06/17(月) 22:29:19.67 0

島村がベリ紺の日に必ず有給使うから感づかれたんだろうな

The boss would have noticed it since Shimamura always takes paid day-off on the dates of Beeryz concerts.

95: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/06/17(月) 22:29:36.60 0

（社員A）＜最近島村と課長いつも同じ日に有休とってるけど何でだろう
（社員B）＜なんか最近妙に仲いいし、おかしいよな

co-worker A: I've been wondering how come Shimamura and the boss always take paid day-off on the same date recently.

co-worker B: Yeah, they seems to have been quite intimate these days. It's suspicious.

100: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/06/17(月) 22:31:35.04 0

島村「お先に失礼しますお疲r」
上司「れーな!!」

Shimamura: I'm leaving now, Boss. Otsuka-

the boss: Reina!!

105: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/06/17(月) 22:34:24.37 0

はやく11/29の有給申請しといたらどうかね

the boss: Hey Shimamura, won't you apply for a paid day-off on Nov 29 in advance?

(HPW note: Berryz Koubou is going to have its concert at Budokan on Nov 29, 2013.)

111: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/06/17(月) 22:36:22.25 O

島村良かったな！
社会人として難しいハワイイベにも余裕で有給取って行けるようになったじゃんｗｗｗｗ

Good for you, Shimamura! Now you can get paid long vacation for the FC Hawaii Tour which ordinary office workers could hardly get.

117: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/06/17(月) 22:38:29.57 0

上司「島村お前だけ半休取ってイベントには行かさんからなああああっ！」

the boss: Shimamura, I won't let you take the afternoon off to go to the event alone!!!!

118: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/06/17(月) 22:38:53.06 0

上司は策士だな

That boss is quite a tactician.

119: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/06/17(月) 22:39:28.84 P

しまむら出て来いよ

Shimamura, quit lurking and come out!

121: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/06/17(月) 22:40:22.74 0

>>119
今上司からの電話出てるころ

I suppose he's been on the phone with the boss now.

131: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/06/17(月) 22:45:56.22 0

島村「でも道重ってマジデブですよねｗｗｗ痩せろってｗｗｗ」
上司「島村・・・査定は覚悟しておけ・・・」

Shimamura: Michishige is being chubby actually, isn't she? Why won't she try to lose weight?

the boss: Shimamura, so you don't want your next bonus, right?

133: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/06/17(月) 22:46:40.91 0

マジスレなのかネタスレなのかどっち？

Is it a true story? Or just a troll?

134: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/06/17(月) 22:47:08.20 0

上司の秘密でスレ立てちゃダメだよ島村君

You shouldn't have set up a thread on your boss's privacy, Shimamura-kun.

142: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/06/17(月) 22:51:54.43 0

島村くんどっか行っちゃったな

I'm afraid Shimamura-kun has disappeared from the thread.

154: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/06/17(月) 22:59:26.85 0

上司は愛の種手売りいってるだろ

The boss could be an old-timer who attended the sale events for Ai No Tane.

155: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/06/17(月) 22:59:28.85 P

しまむら若いんだろうな
上司もいいとこ40代だろう

Shimamura could be younger than I thought, and the boss would be in his 40s at most.

158: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/06/17(月) 23:02:15.60 0

上司「島村君！」
島村「はい！？」
上司「今年もウチで道重さゆみ生誕祭をささやかに祝う予定なんだがキミも来るよね？」

the boss: Excuse me, Shimamura-kun?

Shimamura: Yes, boss?

the boss: I'm gonna have a small party at my house to celebrate Michishige Sayumi's birthday. You will join in, right?

162: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/06/17(月) 23:03:30.00 0

明日会社にて

上司「島村くん　ち　な　み　に今日の会議ね・・」
上司「島村くん　ち　な　み　にこの資料なんだが・・」
上司「島村くん　ち　な　み　にここの部分ね・・」

島村「・・・・（やっぱりバレてる）」

At the office tomorrow,

the boss: Shimamura-kun, FYI today's meeting-
the boss: Shimamura-kun, FYI this data is-
the boss: Shimamura-kun, FYI this part of your report-

Shimamura: .... (OMG, he knows it.)

(HPW note: "Chinami" sounds the same as Japanese word "chinami-ni" for FYI.)

168: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/06/17(月) 23:06:33.89 O

良い話じゃないか
上司と部下の枠を超えて仲良くなれそう
島村君にはぜひカミングアウトして欲しい

I think this is just lovely. It seems possible to get along well without considering their positions in office. I'd be glad if Shimamura-kun came out as well.

251: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/06/18(火) 00:34:38.54 0

会社行ってPC立ちあげたら上司から題名おぱょでメールが来てるんだろうな

Every morning he arrives at the office and starts a pc, he would find an email from the boss begins with "OPAyo".

(HPW note: "OPAyo" is Saki's original greeting modified from "Ohayo" for good morning.)

252: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/06/18(火) 00:38:49.12 0

上司と会社の飲み会の二次会カラオケ行ったら
必ず好きな先輩歌えよ

Every time you go to karaoke with the boss, you need to sing Suki Na Senpai (The Superior I Love).

256: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/06/18(火) 00:54:42.69 0

仕事行くのが楽しくなりそうだな

It's gonna be fun for the both of them to go to work, isn't it?

292: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/06/18(火) 20:42:21.90 0

上司「おーい全員照合」
部下A「なんでしょうか課長」
上司「うむ今日から私のことは課長ではなくキャップと呼ぶように」
島村くん「・・・・」

the boss: May I have your attention, everyone?

co-worker A: What is it, boss?

the boss: Well, from now on please call me CAPTAIN, not boss.

Shimamura: ......

293: 名無し募集中。。。羊スト 2013/06/18(火) 20:43:52.84 0

フリーメーソンの握手みたいに何か暗号あったらええな

It'd be useful if we had a secret gesture just like Masonic handshakes.

294: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/06/18(火) 20:46:52.04 0

部下B「私のミスです　すいません・・・」
上司「すいませんじゃないだろ」
部下B「申し訳ありません」
上司「申し訳ありませんじゃないだろ」
上司「島村君　こいうときはどうしたらいいんだね」
島村「ゆゆゆ・・・・」

co-worker B: I'm really sorry for my failure on the project.

the boss: It won't be good enough to be just sorry.

co-worker B: I'd like to apologize for it.

the boss: I'm still not impressed. Shimamura-kun, what are you gonna do if in his shoes?

Shimamura: Yu, Yu, Yu....