H!P Member's Book You'd Never Wanna Read

あっても読みたくないハロプロメンバーの著書

嗣永桃子「泥船からの脱出法教えます」

How I Got Out of the Sinking Ship, by Tsugunaga Momoko

道重さゆみ「そして忘れられていく私」

And Now You're Forgetting Me, by Michishige Sayumi

道重さゆみ「アイドル道」

The Way of Idol, by Michishige Sayumi

宮本佳林「まわり道」

The Detour, by Miyamoto Karin

譜久村聖「あなたのの知らないモーニング娘。」

The Inside of Morning Musume You Never Knew, by Fukumura Mizuki

島村嬉唄「一瞬で男を釣り上げる！ライバルを出し抜くモテテク50」

How to Win Man's Heart at Once: 50 Tips to Outfox Your Rivals, by Shimamura Uta

嗣永桃子「ジェネレーションギャップの解消の仕方」

Bridging the Generation Gap, by Tsugunaga Momoko

福田花音「熊井友理奈のすべて」

ALL ABOUT YURINA, by Fukuda Kanon

宮本佳林「職場でのイジメに屈しない心構え教えます」

How to Survive Bullying in Office, by Miyamoto Karin

生田衣梨奈「見知らぬ他人と５分で友だちになる方法」

How to Get Intimate with Strangers in 5 Minutes, by Ikuta Erina

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飯窪春菜「OBECCA」

My Brown Nose, by Iikubo Haruna

佐藤優樹「ニュースななめ読み」

Instant Grasping of the World Today, by Sato Masaki

羽賀朱音「私が知ってる悪マリア」

Evil Maria Only I Know, by Haga Akane

高橋愛「売れない芸人のすすめ」

Unpopular Comedians Can Be Good Husbands, by Takahashi Ai

和田彩花「諸行無常」

All Things Must Pass, by Wada Ayaka

道重さゆみ「運動中足が攣った時の対処法」

How to Cope with Leg Cramps in Exercising, by Michishige Sayumi

藤井梨央「ジップロックの中身、全部見せます！」

Disclosing Everything in My Ziploc, by Fujii Rio

(HPW note: Fujii was featured in 2014 Spring Concert Tour ~C-ute no Honne~ as a member of the Challenge Act of Kenshuusei. Right after their concert in Tochigi Prefecture, she found an used small sauce container on a seat in their tour bus which seemed to have been used and left by Yajima Maimi, Fujii's favorite member in H!P. So she took it home and had kept it in a zip-loc bag until Maimi herself told her to throw it out.)

藤井梨央「"気持ち悪い"は褒め言葉」

"Creepy" Is the Compliment to Me, by Fujii Rio

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藤井梨央「ヲタからアイドルへ～変態レボリューション21」

Hentai Revolution 21: The Idol Who's Come Up from Wotas, by Fujii Rio

藤井梨央「ハロープロジェクトを100倍楽しむ方法」

How to Enjoy Hello!Project 100-times More, by Fujii Rio

室田瑞希「Berryz工房さんが解散と聞いて研修生に戻る決心した私」

The Announcement of Berryz Kobo's Disband Made Me Return to Kenshuusei, by Murota Mizuki

(HPW note: Since Murota didn't appear in the S/mileage's concert at Budokan and the first day in Nakano of H!P Summer Concert Tour ~KOREZO! & YAPPARI!~, some wotas believe that she was about to quit Kenshuusei and then changed her mind to come back thinking Berryz Kobo's infinite hiatus would give a chance to create a new group.)

鞘師里保「君は人のために泣けるか」

Who Really Could Cry for Others?, by Sayashi Riho

鞘師里保「嘘泣きが得意な人を信用してはいけない！！」

Never Trust Those Who Pretend to Cry Very Well!!, by Sayashi Riho

譜久村聖「団地妻の満たされぬ欲望」

A Danchi-zuma's Unquenchable Lust, by Fukumura Mizuki

宮崎由加「男性に好かれる方法」

Why Men Are So Fond of Me, by Miyazaki Yuka

光井愛佳「後付けで再評価される天才たち」

Highly Appraised Geniuses of Late Bloomer, by Mitsui Aika

(HPW note: Refer to the lyrics of Taiki Bansei.)

田辺奈菜美「ラストエッグ」

The Last Egg, by Tanabe Nanami

矢口「sexマシーン」

Like a Sex Machine, by Yaguchi Mari

清水佐紀「管理職としての生き方」

My Life as a Manager, by Shimizu Saki

中島早貴「苦痛が快楽に変わるとき」

When Pain Turns Pleasure, by Nakajima Saki

(HPW note: Some wolfers like to play with a fantasy that Nakajima and Yajima were a lesbian couple and Nakajima played a passive femme role to a vigorous butch Yajima.)

矢島舞美「キモヲタに夢を与える方法」

How to Give Creepy Wotas Some Fantasies by Yajima Maimi

夏焼雅「えんぴつを栽培する～自由な発想の育て方～」

How to Cultivate Pencils and Free Conceptions, by Natsuyaki Miyabi

(HPW note: Natsuyaki once confessed in a concert at Zama of Berryz Kobo's 2009 Spring Concert Tour ~Sono Subete no AI ni~ that she used to try to raise a pencil in her childhood, sticking it into soil and pouring water on it. She thought it would grow like trees simply because it was made of wood.)

高木紗友希「進化した猿が地球を征服する日」

The Day Advanced Monkies Will Conquer the Earth, by Takagi Sayuki

須藤茉麻「尻は口ほどに物を言う」

The Butt Is as Eloquent as the Mouth, by Sudou Maasa

金澤朋子「ブサイク猫ほど可愛いんだなこれが」

Ugly Cats Are All the Dearer to Me Somehow, by Kanazawa Tomoko

匿名希望nksk著『解散して十年経った今だから言える事！
＜車から私を突き落としたのは…編＞』

Who Pushed Me Down Out of the Van? ~My First Confession in the Decade After the Disband~, by an ex-member of C-ute

(HPW note: One day when they were all H!P Kids, Nakajima Saki took a seat by a door in a van. As soon as it drove off, the door suddenly opened and she fell off. Fortunately she didn't get injured because an ice cream-filled wafer she was eating had prevented her elbow from hitting the ground. After this accident all the Kids members decided not to let Nakajima take seats by doors.)

福田花音「２ちゃんねるを使ってのネット工作の仕方」

How to Generate Buzzes Utilizing 2channel, by Fukuda Kanon

(HPW note: Some wolfers like to make up a fantasy that Fukuda would often put comments anonymously on Ookami of 2channel to raise her own popularity among wotas.)

高橋愛「プラチナ期の遺産でモーニング娘。の今がある」

The Current Morning Musume Built on the Legacy of the Platinum Era, by Takahashi Ai

山木梨沙「道重信者から嗣永信者へ」

My Conversion from Michishige to Tsugunaga, by Yamaki Risa

鞘師里保「一人でも生きられる」

I Can Live Even All by Myself, by Sayashi Riho

鞘師里保「ひとりぼっちのあいつ」

Nowhere Woman, by Sayashi Riho

(HPW note: Modified from the Beatles' song Nowhere Man to make fun of Sayashi's tendency to be all by herself.)

鞘師里保「実践菌類培養法」

The Practical Method to Cultivate Molds, by Sayashi Riho

浜浦彩乃「浜ちゃん大佐のザ・サバイバル～私はこうして生き延びた」

Colonel Hama-chan's Art of Surviving, by Hamaura Ayano

佐藤優樹「熊とバッタリ出会ってしまった時の対処法」

In Case of Encountering Bears in Forest, by Sato Masaki

(HPW note: Sato is from Hokkaido, the region full of wild nature.)

相川茉穂「私が口を閉じない理由」

The True Reason Why I Always Keep My Mouth Open, by Aikawa Maho

勝田里奈「なぜベストを尽くさないのか」

Why I Never Do My Best, by Katsuta Rina

嗣永桃子「私そんなに悪い事したかな？」

What Have I Done to Deserve This?, by Tsugunaga Momoko

宮本佳林・田村芽実共著「私と宝塚」

Takarazuka and Us, by Miyamoto Karin and Tamura Meimi

(HPW note: Tamura and Miyamoto are both well known for being huge fan of Takarazuka Revue.)

宮本佳林・田村芽実「天才は天才を知る」

The Two of Genius Flock Together, by Miyamoto Karin & Tamura Meimi

光井愛佳『ハロプロをダメにした10人』ちくま新書

The 10 People Who Have Ruined H!P, by Mitsui Aika

菅谷梨沙子「ヲタはナメクジみたいなもん」

Wotas Are Just Like Slugs, by Sugaya Risako

道重さゆみ「クールジャパン第二章　kawaiiからhentaiへ」

The Second Phase of Cool Japan: From Kawaii to Hentai, by Michishige Sayumi

石田亜佑美「昆虫食が人類を救う」

Emtomophagy Will Save the Human Race, by Ishida Ayumi

辻希美「よくわかる避妊」

The Easy Guide to Contraception, by Tsuji Nozomi

浜浦彩乃「あの号泣の理由」

Why I Cried That Much, by Hamaura Ayano

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浜浦彩乃「選ばれなかった者たちの想いを背負って」

On Behalf of the Defeated, by Hamaura Ayano

牧野真莉愛「まりあの2015年日本ハムスカウティングレポート」

Maria's Scouting Report on Nippon-Ham Fighters 2015, by Makino Maria

(HPW note: Makino is a huge fan of a professional baseball team Nippon Ham Fighters.)

羽賀朱音「モーニング娘。は踏み台」

Morning Musume Is Only a Stepping Stone to Me, by Haga Akane

つんく♂「邦楽は死んだ」

J-POP Is Dead, by Tsunku♂

佐藤優樹「能ある鷹は爪を隠す」

Wise Girls Keep Some of Their Talents in Reserve, by Sato Masaki

佐藤優樹「天才とバカのはざまで」

Fluctuating Between Genius and Idiot, by Sato Masaki

メイメイ「おとうさんはお風呂で色んな事を教えてくれます」

Father Teaches Various Things in Bathroom, by Tamura Meimi

(HPW note: Meimei, at age of 16, told in a TV interview that she still took bath together with her father sometimes.)

佐藤優樹「できるProTools」

To Master Pro Tools, by Sato Masaki

(HPW note: Oda Sakura told in Morning Jogakuin that Sato had been into making some pieces of music with computer and some equipments at home those days.)

矢口真里「正しいクローゼットの使い方入門」

An Introduction to the Proper Usage of Closet, by Yaguchi Mari

石川梨華・亀井絵里・宮本佳林共著「幸薄アイドルの系譜」

The Line of Ill-fated Idols, by Ishikawa Rika, Kamei Eri, and Miyamoto Karin

大塚愛菜「妥協の大切さ」

Something's Worth Compromising, by Otsuka Aina

田村芽実「人間は誰も石ころなんかじゃない」

Human Being Ain't No Small Stone, by Tamura Meimi

山木梨沙「ポッキーゲームが持つ無限の可能性」

Pocky Game with Unlimited Possibilities, by Yamaki Risa

(HPW note: Pocky Game is a kind of chicken game with 2 people to eat a piece of Pocky from each ends. One who releases one's mouth off the pocky faster afraiding of kissing the other loses. Yamaki did this game with Morito Chisaki and Inaba Manaka, using Tourimon a local confectionary of Fukuoka instead of Pocky, probably just for her pleasure.)

和田彩花「乙女ブッダに感動」

A Maiden Gets Impressed by Buddha, by Wada Ayaka

(HPW note: Modified from Tanpopo's hit song Otome Pasta ni Kandou, A Maiden Gets Impressed with Pasta.)

和田彩花「モネマネカネ」

I Like Monet, Manet, and Money, by Wada Ayaka

小田さくら「貧困が才能を生む」

Poverty Produces Rich Talent, by Oda Sakura

佐々木莉佳子「この曲を聴け!-イケてるヘヴィメタ100選」

100 Heavy Metal Tunes You Must Listen to, by Sasaki Rikako

石田亜佑美「佐々木莉佳子のモーニング娘。入りだけは絶対に阻止したかった」

Preventing Sasaki Rikako from Joining Morning Musume by Any Means, by Ishida Ayumi

(HPW note: Ishida and Sasaki are both from Miyagi Pref. So if Sasaki joined MM, Ishida would have to share homecoming concerts in Sendai with her.)

矢島舞美著『サプライズパーティを成功させる秘訣10ヶ条』

10 Tips to Hold Suprise Party Successfully, by Yajima Maimi

宮崎由加「私困ってません」

I'm Not in Trouble, by Miyazaki Yuka

村上愛・前田憂佳共著「有能過ぎる子ほど見限るのも早い」

Smarter Ones Discard Faster, by Murakami Megumi and Maeda Yuuka

工藤遥「真面目に仕事をすると馬鹿をみる」

Straightness Doesn't Pay in Showbiz, by Kudo Haruka

矢島舞美「四の五の言わずに腹筋だ！」

Shut Up and Just Do Sit-ups!, by Yajima Maimi

稲場愛香「雪見だいふくは踊れない」

Yukimi Daifuku Can't Dance, by Inaba Manaka

(HPW note: Some wotas gave Inaba Manaka a nickname Dancing Yukimi Daifuku to admire her energetic dance performance, snow-white skin, and plump figure.)

熊井友理奈「今だから言える本当の身長」

How Tall I Really Was, by Kumai Yurina

萩原舞「幼年期サングラス着用の是非」

The Merits and Demerits of Wearing Shades in Childhood, by Hagiwara Mai

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竹内朱莉「親族だから知ってる従姉のあんなことこんなこと」
推薦:藤井梨央

Yajima Maimi's Secrets Only Her Cousin Knows, by Takeuchi Akari, recommended by Fujii Rio

石田亜佑美「モーニング娘。の素晴らしさ　その１　ケータリング篇」

What's Amazing about Morning Musume Vol.1: The Catering, by Ishida Ayumi

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金澤朋子「凶器の上手な使い方」

How to Use Weapons Effectively, by Kanazawa Tomoko

(HPW note: Refer to Kntm Has a High Affinity for Weapons.)

吉澤ひとみ「私を苦しめたスポーツビジネス」

The Sports Business I Suffered from, by Yoshizawa Hitomi

光井愛佳「私が帰国できない理由」

The True Reason Why I Can't Return to Japan, by Mitsui Aika

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光井愛佳「アップフロントが私をハロープロジェクトの一員から外せない理由」

The Reason Why Up-Front Can't Exclude Me from Hello!Project, by Mitsui Aika

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>>653
ぜひ知りたい

I'm dying to know why.

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熊井友理奈・菅谷梨沙子・中島早貴「Buono!に続けなかった最大の原因」

The Biggest Factor That Hindered Our Reproducing the Success of Buono!, by Kumai Yurina, Sugaya Risako, and Nakajima Saki

夏焼雅「Berryz工房はいつから℃-uteの噛ませ犬に成り下がって行ったのか！？」

How Come Berryz Kobo Became a Foil to C-ute?, by Natsuyaki Miyabi

田辺奈菜美「こぶしファクトリーが売れない１００の理由」

100 Facts to Keep Kobushi Factory Unpopular, by Tanabe Nanami

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広瀬彩海・井上玲音共著「ナイスガールはバッドガールだった」

The Bad Girls from Nice Girl Trainee, by Hirose Ayaka and Inoue Rei

佐々木莉佳子「震災の影響による多動症候群について」

Hyperactivity Disorder Caused by the Earthquake, by Sasaki Rikako

生田衣梨奈・鈴木香音・飯窪春菜共著「舞台をやるほど暇じゃない」

Can't be Bothered to Get Involved with Theatre Play, by Ikuta Erina, Suzuki Kanon, and Iikubo Haruna

(HPW note: Only Ikuta, Suzuki and Iikubo are not going to appear in the upcoming musical theatre play TRIANGLE in June. As for LILIUM, played one year ago, some three poor members were omitted from the cast for some reason.)

徳永千奈美「アシカのトレーナーの業務内容と収入」

Sea Lion Trainer: The Contents of Work and the Income, by Tokunaga Chinami

山木梨沙「上手なイラストの描き方」

How to Be Good at Drawing, by Yamaki Risa

相川茉穂「オジサンイラストの描き方」

How to Be Good at Drawing Portraits of Old Men, by Aikawa Maho

(HPW note: Aikawa draw many portraits of middle-aged male wotas at the event commemorating the release of Angerme's new single.)

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道重さゆみ「キッスの鬼」

The Kissing Fiend, by Michishige Sayumi

菅谷梨沙子「雑魚ほど組織に残る」

Only Small Fishes Want to Remain in Group, by Sugaya Risako

福田花音・譜久村聖共著「ベリロス症候群を上手に克服する方法」

How to Get Over Berryz Loss Syndrome, by Fukuda Kanon and Fukumura Mizuki

鈴木香音「須藤さんの魂は私が受け継ぐ」

Inherit the Spirit of Sudou-san, by Suzuki Kanon

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和田彩花「信じられぬ事務所との争いの中で」

In the Struggle with the Untrustworthy Agency, by Wada Ayaka

和田彩花「言いたくありませんがスマイレージが売れなかったのはPのせいだと思います」

The Producer Must Take All the Blame for S/mileage's Fall, by Wada Ayaka

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和田彩花「デスノート第2部　つんくさんの名前は書いてませんホントです」

Believe Me, Tsunku-san Is Not on My DEATH NOTE, by Wada Ayaka

室田瑞希・相川茉穂・佐々木莉佳子「2期メンバーのここだけは尊敬できる点いくつか」

Few Things We Could Respect about the 2nd Gen, by Murota Mizuki, Aikawa Maho, and Sasaki Rikako

島村嬉唄「恥じらい演技の処世術」

Playing Innocent Makes Your Life Successful, by Shimamura Uta

宮本佳林「つめたいゴハン　Juice=Juiceで過ごした3年間」

Stone Cold Meals: The 3 Years in Juice=Juice, by Miyamoto Karin

野中美希「ご飯とシラミの違いについて」

Can't Tell the Difference between Rice and Lice?, by Nonaka Miki

(HPW note: Most of Japanese people would be troubled with distinguishing the pronunciations of L and R in English which Nonaka can do with ease.)

小田さくら「モー娘。史上初めて実力でセンターの座を掴んだ私」

The First One in Momusu's History to Grab the Center by Genuine Ability, by Oda Sakura

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清水佐紀「伝説のBerryz工房について少し話しましょう１巻～20巻」

May I Tell a Bit about the Legendary Berryz Kobo Now? Volume 1-20, by Shimizu Saki

嗣永桃子「守銭奴と呼ばれて」
帯・熊井（読んでて涙がとまらなかった！これで￥5,980はやすい！）

They Call Me Greedy Miser, by Tsugunaga Momoko, endorsed by Kumai Yurina "Can't stop crying! Worth paying 5,980 yen for!"