Saturday, October 19, 2013

Please Mr. Craftsman

ハロの画像を貼ると職人さんがポスターっぽくしてくれるスレ

(HPW note: This thread was designed to ask craftsmen to modify original images posted by other Wolfers into poster-ish or advertising-like ones.)


1: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/08/26(月) 22:42:45.15 0
一年くらい前に俺が作ったやつ

This is what I made about a year ago.

(HPW note: Kudo Haruka featured in a fake ad poster for a digital single-lens reflex camera, says "Take good pictures, Grandpa".)


4: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/08/26(月) 22:48:00.16 0
面白いけど時間掛かり過ぎるだろどうすんだよこのスレは

This thread will take quite much time to progress, although it'd be interesting.

5: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/08/26(月) 22:48:32.40 0


(HPW note: Taken from a wota's blog.)

14: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/08/26(月) 23:03:33.87 0

23: 俯瞰の鬼アーシュ ◆0d6BWgzbeA 2013/08/26(月) 23:22:41.05 0

39: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/08/27(火) 01:59:00.76 0
>>23

(HPW note: A fictitious ad for a tell-all book by Meda Yuuka, says "I don't expect I could win your sympathy".)

24: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/08/26(月) 23:23:33.59 0
フク

Fuku

(HPW note: A photo of Fukumura Mizuki with Gian of Doraemon.)

976: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/09/13(金) 00:06:52.26 0
>>24
なかなかうまくはいかないけど記念に


I've made this just as a commemoration of my participation here. It's not easy to modify it though.

(HPW note: An ad for a fictitious life insurance company, says "For the good of your new family".)

25: 俯瞰の鬼アーシュ ◆0d6BWgzbeA 2013/08/26(月) 23:26:56.42 0
しまむらわろたw

Shimamura. LMAO

(HPW note: Shimamura is an apparel retail chain known for it's wallet-friendly pricing.)

26: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/08/26(月) 23:27:06.09 0
くっそwww

This cracked me up. loool

(HPW note: A fake ad for a popular energy drink says "Can't carry over this exhaustion to tomorrow".)

27: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/08/26(月) 23:28:24.12 0
去年のこのスレ大好きだったから復活嬉しい

I'm happy with the rivival of the thread, since I loved the previous one of a year ago so much.

32: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/08/26(月) 23:42:52.13 0

33: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/08/27(火) 00:24:44.48 0
>>32

(HPW note: Parodied of a famous series of educational posters for some bad-mannered subway passengers.)

736: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/09/08(日) 23:33:21.25 0
>>33
センスあるわw


You got a good taste.

55: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/08/28(水) 06:15:20.33 0
たまらん

This is irresistibly charming.

(HPW note: A fake poster for National Tax Agency says "Found ya! Can't evade tax forever, it's crime".)

59: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/08/28(水) 09:14:47.17 0
職人さん待ち

We've been waiting for craftsmen to come.

61: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/08/28(水) 15:32:25.65 0
なかなか盛り上がらないな
まぁこういうのは掛け合いだから
仕方ないか


The thread doesn't seem to have got lively so far. Well, this kind of thread takes time, since it's like call and response.

66: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/08/28(水) 22:09:04.37 0
これで頼む

Please make something with this.

75: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/08/28(水) 23:56:28.46 0
>>66

(HPW note: A fake poster for a fictitious suspense movie, says "Beneath the beauty, there lies a deep darkness".)

79: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/08/29(木) 00:07:18.20 0
>>75
素敵すぎた


That's way too terrific.

82: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/08/29(木) 00:25:38.88 0
>>75
化粧してあるな
どうやってんだろ


Sayu got make-up. How did you do that?

68: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/08/28(水) 22:17:44.43 0

(HPW note: A fictitious ad for a popular detergent Bold.)

728: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/09/08(日) 22:19:56.29 0
>>68
うまいw


Well done. lol

76: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/08/28(水) 23:57:51.47 0
職人タイムきたわぁ

It's craftsman's time!

94: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/08/29(木) 12:13:07.07 0
才能の無駄遣いスレか

Here comes the talent-wasting thread again.

96: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/08/29(木) 13:24:54.27 0

120: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/08/30(金) 01:42:17.49 0
>>96
(HPW note: A campaign poster for a fictitious political party Morning Musume Party, says "Restart for a regime change".)


101: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/08/29(木) 19:40:25.40 0

104: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/08/29(木) 21:37:56.11 0
>>101で 

これ


I've made this with 101, based on the concept of this wota-made trailer.

(HPW note: A fake poster for a fictitious documentary movie Subleaders, about the rivalry between the two of subleaders.)

107: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/08/29(木) 21:48:41.35 0
>>104
この映画の為に撮られたような画像だな


That image looks like as if it's originally shot for the movie.

125: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/08/30(金) 06:37:40.30 0
>>104
予告編のラストにちょっと写った同級生のポスターください(><)


Give me the image of the poster which appeared at the end of the trailer.

134: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/08/30(金) 18:43:39.16 0
>>125 

(HPW note: A fake poster for a fictitious remake of a famous classic movie A Transfer Student. In the story a boy student and a newly-transfered girl student happen to fall down a stairs together and find they've exchanged their minds.)

171: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/08/31(土) 05:14:00.05 0
>>134
ありがとうございます!


Thank you very much!

113: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/08/29(木) 23:39:20.59 0
某スレをみて思わず作ってしまいました

I've made this inspired by a certain thread.

(HPW note: Referring to the thread about a scar on Ishida Ayumi's right elbow established on Aug 29, 2013.)

117: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/08/30(金) 00:17:21.43 0
余分な文字など消すのに時間かかるかもしれませんがお時間ある方宜しくお願いします

It might take extra time to erase the texts on this image. Still I want someone who has enough time to modify it.

284: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/09/01(日) 13:09:19.12 O
>>117 

(HPW note: A fake ad for a fictitious tea brand Asa Tea which is designed to be served in morning, with a copy "Shall we have some tea?" parodied of the copy of the ad for MM's 54th single "Shall we go?".)

118: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/08/30(金) 00:20:59.77 0

944: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/09/12(木) 12:34:07.37 0
はじめ >>118 で作ろうと思ったがうまく出来なかったので
別バージョンの画像で作ってみた


As I couldn't do a good job with 118, I've made this with another image of the same kind.

(HPW note: Anna Miller's is a restaurant chain well known for its cute & sexy outfits for waitresses.)

126: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/08/30(金) 07:08:48.23 0

155: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/08/30(金) 23:27:57.39 0
>>126 

(HPW note: A fan-made poster of a kind of annual summer publicity campaign by a major book-publisher, says " The summer will provide everyone an original story each again".)

265: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/09/01(日) 07:54:16.45 0

(HPW note: A poster for a fictitious TV drama starring Tsugunaga Momoko.)

148: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/08/30(金) 22:54:41.94 0

161: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/08/31(土) 00:06:59.15 0
>>148 

(HPW note: A poster for a fictitious movie My Beloved One Turned Out to Be a Doll saying "God, please tell me the meaning of having heart and mind".)

149: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/08/30(金) 23:01:03.96 0

154: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/08/30(金) 23:27:34.43 0
>>149 

(HPW note: A poster for a fictitious movie The Secret of Saya-Ishi: a Hidden Love Affair of the Two Girls, says "I can't tell anyone, but I wanna tell someone".)

151: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/08/30(金) 23:13:58.54 0

184: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/08/31(土) 10:43:07.32 0

192: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/08/31(土) 11:35:30.91 0
指名手配のやつは簡単にできるからお試しあれ
http://www.glassgiant.com/wanted/


Quite easy to create wanted-criminal posters. Give it a try.

166: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/08/31(土) 00:44:32.96 0
この画像で誰かお願い

Make something using this image, plz.

523: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/09/05(木) 22:02:01.47 0
>>166
そのツイッター見ててビートルズのアビイ・ロード思い浮かんだので作ったやつ


I came up with the idea mashing up with the cover of Abbey Road of the Beatles.

533: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/09/05(木) 22:38:55.80 0
>>166
サバイバルドラマ風


Just like a post-apocalyptic movie.

167: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/08/31(土) 01:13:20.98 0

180: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/08/31(土) 07:14:02.31 0
>>167 

(HPW note: A poster for a fictitious referendum over whether Tokyo should have nuclear plants.)

301: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/09/01(日) 16:44:10.95 0
>>167
オレの処女作をどうぞ


Enjoy my maiden work.

(HPW note: A poster for a popular nutritional supplement Calorie Mate.)

174: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/08/31(土) 06:35:43.34 0

183: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/08/31(土) 10:23:34.60 0
>>174 

(HPW note: A fake cover of a popular fashion magazine CanCam, its features are "Maimi's dowdy style of dressing", "80% of cuteness depends on abdominal muscles" etc.)

178: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/08/31(土) 06:56:17.73 0
素材

Here's a material.

225: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/08/31(土) 21:53:35.80 0
>>202

(HPW note: A poster for a fictitious movie The Dancing Girl, says "Behind the scene, there're sufferings never to be told".)

256: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/09/01(日) 03:51:24.95 0
>>202 

(HPW note: A fake ad for a popular instant noodle brand Nissin Cup Noodle, says "Sayashi Riho: Honestly, I like it even better than cider".)

213: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/08/31(土) 19:10:00.47 0
これで何か頼む
愛理


I'd like to ask someone to create something using this one of Airi.

284: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/09/01(日) 13:09:19.12 O
>>213 

(HPW note: An ad for a fictitious chapstick brand Ai-Lip, says "Please steal my lips".)

214: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/08/31(土) 19:13:18.21 0
一眼レフを購入しようか迷ってる俺の背中を押すようなポスターを誰か

As I've been stuck on deciding whether to buy a digital single-lens reflex camera, I need a poster which could push me to do it.

222: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/08/31(土) 21:07:54.77 0
>>214 

(HPW note: A fictitious poster for a high-functioning digital camera, says "I wanna take pictures of you, rather than of the beautiful scenery".)

231: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/08/31(土) 23:36:40.43 0
これで東進ハイスクールのポスターを

Please create a poster for Toshin High School with this.

(HPW note: Toshin High-School is a cramming school for university entrance examinations, well known for its intrusive TV advertising.)

305: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/09/01(日) 18:15:31.50 O
>>231 

234: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/08/31(土) 23:51:28.06 0

238: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/09/01(日) 00:34:56.45 0
>>234 

(HPW note: A fictitious poster for a popular toothpaste brand Clear Clean, says "Heeey, Have you finished brushing your teeth?".)

241: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/09/01(日) 01:00:23.65 0
>>234 

(HPW note: An ad for a fictitious socks speciality shop says "Let us have comfortable socks on, please".)

235: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/08/31(土) 23:55:28.90 0
職人達がこれをどう料理するか見てみたい

I'd like to see how craftsmen are gonna deal with this.

(HPW note: An official photo image of the play Hoichi the Earless, Abe Natsumi appeared in April 2013.)

246: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/09/01(日) 01:25:03.74 0
>>235 

247: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/09/01(日) 01:27:44.79 0
>>246
これは本物でしょ


That can't be fake. Can it be?

249: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/09/01(日) 01:33:26.89 0
>>247
本物


This is the official one.

251: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/09/01(日) 01:36:54.51 0
>>246
>>249
フォント・レイアウトともに
狼作の方が良い


The one designed by a wolfer is much better than the official one in both font selection and whole arrangement.

253: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/09/01(日) 02:45:14.72 0
ポスターじゃないけど

This is not a poster, though.

(HPW note: A fake cover of a fictitious book titled The Two Lips with a comment of recommendation by Michishige Sayumi on it.)

274: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/09/01(日) 09:14:33.88 0
この画像でウィスキーのポスターが作れたら凄いよね無理だけど

I'm just thinking it'd be great if you could make a poster for whisky using this image, although I know it's impossible.

289: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/09/01(日) 15:01:39.38 0
>>274 

(HPW note: A fictitious ad for whisky says "You know how unfair adults can be".)

312: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/09/01(日) 20:16:08.58 0
惣菜

For a side dish.

471: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/09/05(木) 06:22:00.27 0
>>312

(HPW note: A fictitious ad for POCARI SWEAT the popular sport drink brand in Japan and some other Asian countries like Indonesia, says "My thirsty body and soul will tachiagaru". Tachiagaru is a Japanese verb for "stand up" or "rise up" or "recover".)

472: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/09/05(木) 06:41:14.51 0
>>471
これもどうぞ
期待してるよ~


You can use the other one too. I'm looking forward to see what you can do.

477: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/09/05(木) 08:19:11.85 0
>>472
お待たせ~


Thanks for waiting.

(HPW note: It says "Whether I can be the new me depends on how much I sweat" referring to S/mileage's 14th single Atarashii Watashi ni Nare!.)

313: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/09/01(日) 20:19:38.31 0
素材
生田と吉澤


A material; Ikuta and Yoshizawa.

860: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/09/11(水) 00:37:56.94 0
>>313
これは難しい
超難問


It's a hard subject. It's extremely difficult to modify.

861: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/09/11(水) 01:25:39.69 0
>>313
適当だけど


This is a rough work, though.

(HPW note: A fictitious ad for a popular instant Yakisoba brand UFO. In Japan, Yakisoba is kinda regarded as a sort of macho food.)

314: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/09/01(日) 20:55:38.04 0

375: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/09/03(火) 04:58:14.58 0
初挑戦

This is my very first work.

382: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/09/03(火) 09:12:19.43 0
>>375
意外に自然な仕上がり
ELLEのアジア特集的な


Surprisingly it looks like real stuff, just like ELLE's special issues featuring Asian.

319: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/09/01(日) 23:14:10.79 0
リーダーで作ってみました

I've made this using an image of the leader.

327: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/09/02(月) 09:21:48.27 0
キュートのリーダーで

Using an image of the leader of C-ute.

353: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/09/02(月) 17:19:33.84 0
>>327
これ舞美に見えんなあw


That figure doesn't look like Maimi.

337: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/09/02(月) 12:27:04.17 0

(HPW note: A fictitious ad for a digital camera, says "Will see you of those days once again".)

341: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/09/02(月) 14:19:28.64 0

352: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/09/02(月) 17:19:27.18 0
>>341 

(HPW note: A poster for a fictitious movie featuring Berryz titled White Lie.)

373: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/09/03(火) 01:15:32.13 0
>>352
白い嘘
この水着の中の詰め物の事か


"White Lie" might suggest that they put breast pads inside their bikinis.

343: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/09/02(月) 14:37:03.94 0

379: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/09/03(火) 06:32:31.05 0
>>343 

(HPW note: A fictitious ad for a popular chocolate brand Ghana well known for its color theme red, says "The chocolate in red will help all to share feelings".)

381: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/09/03(火) 07:13:42.13 0
>>379
ベリーズとガーナの相性の良さハンパねえ


The chemistry between Berryz and Ghana is just amazing.

349: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/09/02(月) 16:42:51.27 i

356: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/09/02(月) 19:13:03.48 0
>>349 

(HPW note: It says "There'll be someone who cares about you".)

372: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/09/03(火) 01:07:27.73 0
>>356
やられたwww


You hit me. loool

358: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/09/02(月) 20:25:41.21 i
拾った

I picked up this somewhere else.

(HPW note: Parodied of an official image of the most popular TV drama in 2013 Amachan, a fictitious one Maachan starring Sato Masaki.)


405: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/09/04(水) 05:02:59.70 0
このnkskでお願いします

Plz create something using this one of nksk.

406: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/09/04(水) 06:23:58.88 0
以前作られてあったやつ

The one which was done a bit before.

(HPW note: A fake military-ish poster for the 2012 winter concert tour of C-ute, says "On a certain day, in Shibuya, we'll be waiting for your sansen".)

443: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/09/05(木) 00:11:58.14 0
>>406
これ「童貞諸君乙であります!」とかなかったっけ?


There was another version of it with a phrase "Carry on, male virgins!", wasn't there?

(HPW note: A kind of internet meme in Japan, usually expressed as a cute girl giving a slute and saying "Carry on, male virgins!" mostly used to make fun of someone who posted an immature comment.)


216: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/08/31(土) 19:46:51.10 0
℃-ute 矢島舞美 資生堂 CM 「TSUBAKI」「INTEGRATE」【OPV】

[OPV]Shiseido ANESSA CM 矢島舞美


[OPV]Shiseido ANESSA CM 矢島舞美 02


(HPW note: These are the fan-made mashup movies blending Yajima Maimi's official footage and existing TV advertisings.)

414: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/09/04(水) 12:08:07.22 i
萩原:インターネットの動画で「矢島舞美」って調べたら、ファンの方(?)が「アネッサ」(資生堂の日焼け止め)のCM風にリーダーの動画を取り込んでるものがあって、本当にCMに出演してるのかと思ったよ。
「ナイショにしてるんだ」ってイラッとして、なっきーに相談したもん!

中島:そしたら「裏でこんなことしてたんだ」とか「だから、いつもアネッサ使ってるんだ」とか嫉妬してました(笑い)。


Hagiwara: As I was searching on youtube by a keyword "Yajima Maimi", I bumped into a fan-made TV advertising for ANESSA made with the leader's footage. I thought she'd actually appeared on the TV ad and hadn't told us about it. So I got mad and got Nacky to talk over it!

Nakajima: Yeah, we talked with jealousy like "I didn't know Maimi had done such a thing without letting us know" or "Oh, that's why Maimi always uses ANESSA" and something. (laughing)


(HPW note: Excerpted from an interview on a tabloid site. ANESSA is a popular sunscreen of Shiseido.)

416: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/09/04(水) 12:15:51.33 0
>>414
作った本人はこれ嬉しいだろうなw


The one who made that movie would get pleased with reading the interview.

417: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/09/04(水) 12:18:00.69 0
舞美のことだから「私、こんなCMに出てたんだ」ってなりそうw

Maimi even could say "Oh, I didn't know I'd appeared on such a TV ad".

436: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/09/04(水) 21:09:53.33 0
遅まきながら震災を機に自衛隊ファンになりました
防衛省関係のポスターお願いします


I've become a fan of Jieitai since I knew how they devoted themselves to rescue the affected area by that earthquake. So please create some poster for them.

(HPW note: Jieitai, Japan Self-Defense Forces, are Japan's military forces which have impressed Japanese people by their self-sacrificing operation in that devastation of 311. What makes Jieitai different from other nation's ordinary military forces is that their sphere of activities is restlicted by law to defensive purpose basically.)

440: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/09/04(水) 23:46:03.51 0
>>436 

(HPW note: A recruitment poster for a fictitious organization Japan Air Self-Defense Force Girl's Academy of Engineering.)

442: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/09/04(水) 23:59:44.86 0

(HPW note: Another recruitment poster for a fictitious organization Japan Army Girl's Academy of Engineering, with its slogan "The diplomacy with cute girls and gigantic robots".)

448: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/09/05(木) 00:33:21.29 0

(HPW note: A fictitious ad for sanitary napkin with a famous copy "Reliable even on a day with heavy flow".)

456: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/09/05(木) 01:06:47.78 0
ここら辺でなんか出来そう?

Can you make something with this?

654: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/09/07(土) 22:56:12.04 0
見よう見まねで作った

I've created this by imitating the others.

(HPW note: A poster for a fictitious movie Rainy Blue saying "We met on a rainy day in June".)

466: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/09/05(木) 03:09:19.24 0
素材 

Another material.

469: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/09/05(木) 05:17:05.45 0

(HPW note: A fictitious ad for a major prepaid e-money card Suica for moving by railway and shopping.)

483: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/09/05(木) 09:28:12.34 0

519: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/09/05(木) 21:12:12.23 0

487: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/09/05(木) 12:19:01.57 O
画像小さいかもだけど志田ちゃんのドラマ『14才の母』っぽく作ってください

Although this material may be too small to modify, I want it to be like a poster for Shida-chan's TV drama 14-year-old Mother.

(HPW note: Shida-chan is a Japanese actress Shida Mirai, and 14-year-old Mother is the TV drama she's featured in as the leading role for the first time in her career.)



492: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/09/05(木) 14:56:36.57 0
デカいの

I got the one in larger size.

494: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/09/05(木) 16:09:15.13 0
>>487
>>492
ごめん気づかなくて小さいので作っちゃった


Sorry. I've made with the smaller one before I noticed your post.

513: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/09/05(木) 19:52:01.08 0
>>487 

(HPW note: The title has been changed to 13-year-old Mother to be adjusted to Kudo Haruka's age.)

496: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/09/05(木) 16:31:38.80 0
昔拾ったやつ

I picked up this somewhere a while ago.

(HPW note: A fake ad for the popular peach-flavoured natural water brand Momo no Tennensui, which came out in 1996 and made a huge hit in 1998 with TV ads featuring Kahara Tomomi.)

504: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/09/05(木) 18:04:09.48 0

(HPW note: The famous image of Hagiwara Mai at the H!P Kids Audition in 2002 and her nickname Maimai printed on the package of Bisco; the long-selling biscuit brand for infants since 1933.)

506: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/09/05(木) 18:52:49.12 0
>>504
かわええwwww


That's cuuuute!!!!

509: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/09/05(木) 19:17:51.50 0
>>504
これアップフロントの運営が見ないかな
商品化して現場で売ってたら絶対に完売するって


I wish Up-Front would see this. If they had it as a marchandise to sell at gemba, definitely they'll be sold out.

512: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/09/05(木) 19:27:09.37 P
いまビスコのパッケージをオリジナルにできるサービスあるんだよね
誰かがまいまいでつくったものだろうなぁ
いいセンスしてるなぁ


Recently you can make your own version of Bisco putting your favorite photo on its package. That must be the one someone made using this service. It's a great idea anyway.

(HPW note: Visit this site for details of the service.)

510: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/09/05(木) 19:18:05.01 0

(HPW note: A fictitious poster for fire-prevention campaign says "Just asking yourself 'Have I put out a fire?' will prevent you from making fire".)

543: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/09/05(木) 23:25:39.02 O
これをポカリスエットにしてください!コピーは
『学校、部活、レッスン、ステージ 渇いたままでどぅーする?』
なんてどぅ?


Please modify this to a poster for POCARI SWEAT. How about putting a copy "Studies in school, club activities, dance practices and performances on stages. How could I doo with these if I was being thirsty"?

550: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/09/06(金) 01:24:24.88 0
>>543 

552: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/09/06(金) 01:43:34.31 0
>>550
ポカリと少女は合うな


A young girl matches POCARI SWEAT perfectly.

(HPW note: POCARI SWEAT often features young cute girls in its advertisings, such as Moritaka Chisato in 1986, Miyazawa Rie in 1988, Kato Natsuki in 2002, Ayase Haruka in 05/06, etc.)

544: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/09/05(木) 23:33:56.05 0

(HPW note: A fake cover for a fictitious magazine MoMusu Fan in the same style as Japan Railfan Magazine, the monthly magazine specialized in railways.)

623: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/09/07(土) 14:18:40.34 O
まあ>>544のようにWordでもそれっぽく作れるわけで…
PDF作成ソフトでPDF化してそのスクリーンショットを画像編集ソフトにペーストしないといけないけど


You can create poster-ish images like 544 even with Microsoft Word, although you need to convert the file into PDF with PDF making software and take a screenshot of it, then paste it onto an image editor.

636: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/09/07(土) 20:35:28.14 0
Wordで作ってる人もいるのか 凄いな
IllustratorとPhotoshopを使わずに何か作れっていわれたら発狂するw


I'm shocked to know there're some people who create with Word. If I had to do it without using Illustrator and Photoshop, I'd go mad.

638: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/09/07(土) 20:48:48.51 0
>>636
製作過程


This is how I did it.

640: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/09/07(土) 20:54:20.39 P
Wordでもたいていのものはつくれる
Wordで作れないやつはアドビでもつくれない


You can create most of these stuffs with Word. Those who can't do with Word won't be able to do even with Adobe things.

642: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/09/07(土) 20:57:36.36 P
要はセンスか

So all you need is good sense of beauty, right?

643: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/09/07(土) 21:01:56.94 0
根性と忍耐も

And guts and patience too.

644: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/09/07(土) 21:26:49.11 0
センスよりどちらかって言うと経験なんすよ
なので直ぐにこうすればこーなるって言うことは言えないんだけど
いろんなデザイン見てレイアウトとか真似してみるのが一番手っ取り早いかも
「ポスター デザイン」で画像検索すると色んな物が出てくるので見てみてね
実際自分も仕事の時そうやってアイディア得たりしてます


Having much experiences is more imporatant than having good sense of beauty, I think. So I have no immediately effective "method" to share. The quickest way to designing would be just looking good works and imitating them. You can find various works to learn as you search on the internet by words such as "poster" or "design". Actually I often get inspirations for my job this way.

551: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/09/06(金) 01:41:07.24 0
岡井ちゃんスレから

I've found this from a thread about Okai-chan.

555: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/09/06(金) 03:04:09.63 0
よければどなたかこれを素材にお願いします

Please use this as a material, if you like.

556: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/09/06(金) 06:05:37.61 0
>>555 

(HPW note: The fake poster for a fictitious movie starring Tsugunaga Momoko titled Momoko is the Inept Detective.)

560: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/09/06(金) 07:29:40.57 0
最高の素材みつけた

I got a supreme material.

673: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/09/08(日) 00:31:57.77 0
>>560
雑誌風にしてみた


I've made it like a magazine cover.

(HPW note: A cover for a fictitious magazine specialized in railroad crossings, in the similar style as Tokyo Walker the popular urban information mag.)

679: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/09/08(日) 00:50:00.84 0
>>673
随分とマニアックな雑誌だなw


It seems like the magazine extremely specialized for some enthusiasts. lol

(HPW note: About 3,500 magazines are published in Japan, including lots of minor magazines which deal with unbelievably niche subjects.)

687: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/09/08(日) 03:04:20.91 0
できたw

I've finished this. lol

(HPW note: Modified with a copy "Densha ni go!", which is slightly changed from the title of the popular video game Densha de Go! which literaly means "go by electric trains".)

688: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/09/08(日) 03:12:27.94 0

はやめろ

はw


Don't use "ni". Don't use "ni" much.

(HPW note: Just changing a particle "de" to "ni" makes the meaning of the sentence totally different. "Densha ni Go!" means "go toward a train" and it suggests an act of suicide by throwing oneself in front of an outrushing train which is a well-known way to kill oneself in Japan.)

692: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/09/08(日) 03:47:20.56 0

693: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/09/08(日) 03:50:49.88 0
>>692
だーいし逃げて!


Run Daa-shi run!

752: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/09/09(月) 09:17:46.04 O
>>560の亜佑美ちゃんのは何の写真ですか?
こんなに元気な笑顔なのに踏切っていうのが郷愁を感じていい写真だ


Where is that pic of Ayumi-chan originally taken from? How she's crossing railroad with such a big smile is really good and make me feel some nostalgia.

755: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/09/09(月) 12:30:06.68 0
>>752
ファースト写真集「石田亜佑美」絶賛発売中


The first photobook of Ishida Ayumi is now on sale with great reviews!

847: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/09/10(火) 21:38:13.90 0
>>560

(HPW note: A fictitious public poster calling pedestrian's attention says "Look both ways before crossing the railroad".)

575: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/09/06(金) 18:49:00.68 0

596: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/09/07(土) 06:10:31.59 0
>>575 

588: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/09/07(土) 01:37:48.08 0
素材

A material.

894: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/09/11(水) 18:30:03.73 0
>>588 

(HPW note: A cover for a fictitious game software The Hunter Dolls with a copy "Hunting Wolfers" on it.)

896: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/09/11(水) 18:46:25.13 0
>>894
さゆに狩られたい


I wanna be hunted by Sayu.

954: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/09/12(木) 18:06:47.15 0
>>588
完走できそうですね


This thread seems likely to be accomplished.

(HPW note: In 2channel each thread has capacity of 1,000 posts, and only popular threads can reach the goal.)

955: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/09/12(木) 18:14:01.86 0
>>954
居酒屋に貼ってありそう


It's likely that your poster is on walls of Izakaya restaurants.

(HPW note: In Japanese Izakaya restaurant, you can see some beer brewery company's advertising posters just like 954's on walls.)

958: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/09/12(木) 19:03:43.46 0
この人の右腕をジョッキごと切り離して移植したんじゃないかな

Probably 954 might have cut out the right arm and the beer glass in this image and graft them into the original.

959: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/09/12(木) 19:08:48.23 0
>>958
あんたもすごいなw


You're also amazing to be able to find out the source.

589: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/09/07(土) 01:40:17.34 0
素材

A material.

963: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/09/12(木) 21:57:26.45 0
>>589 

(HPW note: A fictitious poster for iPod, says "Paint me the color you like".)

590: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/09/07(土) 01:43:33.16 0

705: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/09/08(日) 11:05:41.74 0
>>590
表紙絵:石田あゆみ


cover illustration: Ishida Ayumi

(HPW note: A fictitious cover for a parody of Akutagawa-Prize-winning novel Almost Transparent Blue written by Murakami Ryu.)

710: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/09/08(日) 12:42:22.41 0
>>705
どこが石田なの?


How does that relate to Ishida?

711: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/09/08(日) 12:49:59.67 0
>>710 

(HPW note: The memorable first photo retouched by Ishida Ayumi with her new smart phone.)

597: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/09/07(土) 06:32:05.57 0
こんなの需要ないかな

Is there any demand for something like this?

717: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/09/08(日) 16:54:28.47 0
>>597
妖怪図鑑風にしてみた


I've modified it like an illustrated reference book for Yōkais.

(HPW note: The world of yokai could be another fun for some of Japanese culture lovers, and Matt Alt will be the best guide.)

598: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/09/07(土) 06:38:15.76 0
職人なんてレスもらえたらそれだけでやる気のびるんやで

Craftsmen will be motivated by just getting some compliments.

600: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/09/07(土) 07:16:23.05 0
>>598
そう、なんも反応ないと暫く作るのやめる


True. Having no response spoils their motivation to create for a while.

599: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/09/07(土) 06:45:39.68 0
それな

That's it.

602: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/09/07(土) 08:07:06.81 P
職人さんたちが作ってる最中なのかもしれないのに
あぁこのスレももう終わりかな~みたいな雰囲気にしちゃうのもよくないな
非職人の俺は盛り下げないようにしないとなって思う


It'll be also no good making thread's mood like "ah, this thread seems to be ending" or something, since it could be in the middle of craftsmen's working. As a non-craftsman, I think I must keep livening up the thread.

630: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/09/07(土) 19:32:49.14 0

761: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/09/09(月) 17:39:54.62 0
>>630
初めて作った
感想はお手柔らかに頼む


Don't be hard on me, coz this is my very first work.

(HPW note: A cover for a fictitious magazine specialized in girl's volleyball. In Japan volleyball has big popularlity among women, so it's reasonable that various idols are featured for opening and interval shows in volleyball games. This magazine has many articles like "Interview with the two aces of new generation: Kudo Haruka and Uemura Akari", "Kumai Yurina's confession: Merits and demerits of being tall", "Yajima Maimi's Hardening Abdominal Muscles with You" etc.)

781: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/09/09(月) 20:26:24.51 0
>>761
マイナー雑誌感がでてて雰囲気あるなw


That amateurishness is suitable for that kind of niche magazine.

767: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/09/09(月) 18:43:19.62 0
たぶん[矢島舞美のあなたと腹筋]って、
[徹子の部屋]みたいなコーナーなんだろうな
聞き手の矢島舞美がゲストを迎え、
トレーニングルームで一緒に腹筋しながら会話するというww


I guess "Yajima Maimi's Hardening Abdominal Muscles with You" would be just like Tetsuko's Room. Yajima Maimi, the hostess of the feature, would welcome guests and have conversation while doing sit-ups together in a gym.

(HPW note: Tetsuko's Room is a long-running TV talk show since 1976 hosted by Kuroyanagi Tetsuko. In the program she welcomes guests into a stage setting, designed to be like her private room, and enjoys dialogues.)

645: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/09/07(土) 21:35:19.89 0
こういうのあるーっていうのも面白いけど
そういうパロディーじゃなくてバランス悪くても好きに作った怪作も見たいぞ


Although I like those works looking like genuine stuffs, kinds of parody, I'd also love to see amateurish bizarre works with pure enthusiasm.

647: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/09/07(土) 21:49:23.75 0
怪作の例

An example of bizarre work.

648: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/09/07(土) 22:01:10.85 0
>>647
嫌いじゃないなぁ
作りなれてない素人が愛情で作り上げた感じが凄く良い
娘。愛が伝わる作品


I like that. I can see how an amateur have struggled to design it for the love of Musume, even though he/she is not good at it.

672: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/09/08(日) 00:15:49.02 0

(HPW note: A fictitious ad for an imaginary smart watch featuring Sato Masaki as a character in Ultra Seven, the popular tokusatsu TV series aired in 1967-68.)

714: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/09/08(日) 15:15:38.29 0
ひろてきたこれでおね!

I've found this one. Plz, make something using this!

759: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/09/09(月) 17:08:34.73 0
>>714 

(HPW note: A poster for a fictitious musical theatre Moulin Rouge featuring Berryz Kobo saying "This love is for real".)

780: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/09/09(月) 20:11:29.45 i
>>759
みやびちゃん本物のムーランルージュで歌ったんだよな


That reminds me Miyabi-chan has actually performed at the Moulin Rouge for real.

724: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/09/08(日) 21:25:47.05 0
これをかっこよくして下さい

Please, make this more stylish.

746: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/09/09(月) 04:40:16.30 0
>>724
できたw


I've done it. lol

(HPW note: A poster for a fictitious TV drama A Provisional Ninja starring Sengoku Minami, parodied of a 60's TV ninja drama series Akakage: The Masked Ninja.)

727: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/09/08(日) 22:13:32.68 0
頼みます

Pleeease.

743: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/09/09(月) 01:42:01.25 0
>>727 

(HPW note: A poster for a fictitious stage-play Amakusa Shirou Tokisada, probably inspired by an 80's movie Samurai Reincarnation.)

735: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/09/08(日) 23:28:35.34 0
素材

A material.

833: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/09/10(火) 16:24:18.59 0
>>735
フェイトのセイバーをイメージしてみた


I've made it look like Saber of Fate/stay night.

842: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/09/10(火) 20:24:35.59 0
>>833
FFタクティクス思い出した


That reminds me of Final Fantasy Tactics.

870: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/09/11(水) 05:16:20.36 0
>>735 

874: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/09/11(水) 06:29:31.48 0
>>870
びーちゃんw違和感無く物語りの住人になってるw


How nicely Bii-chan fits in that world!

980: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/09/13(金) 00:28:06.74 0
>>735
今さらだしポスターでもないし技術も無いが


This is not a poster-like, and I got no skills for it, though.

(HPW note: A fake cover of a Blu-ray of an oratorio Jeanne d'Arc au Bûcher. In Japan you can find imported discs of minor theatre plays with belly bands like this at CD shops.)

981: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/09/13(金) 00:32:20.05 0
>>980
良いね!それっぽい


I like that! Looks like a real stuff.

749: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/09/09(月) 06:51:32.04 0

814: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/09/10(火) 01:33:50.52 0
>>749
できたw


I've done it. lol

821: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/09/10(火) 02:03:03.60 0
>>814
確かに>>749の画像からパッと浮かぶものと言えばこれだよなーwウマい!


That would be the first idea you could hit upon with 749 indeed. Excellent!

827: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/09/10(火) 12:49:41.03 0
>>814
販売決定


That will go on sale as merchandise.

768: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/09/09(月) 18:50:01.05 0

771: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/09/09(月) 19:01:43.04 0
>>768 

(HPW note: A poster for the major delivery pizza chain PIZZA-LA says "Let's enjoy pizza laying aside everything".)

773: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/09/09(月) 19:04:31.91 0

806: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/09/10(火) 00:29:17.21 0
>>773 

822: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/09/10(火) 03:23:42.85 0
>>806
馴染みすぎワロタw
しかも扱いが小さいのがまたw


How smoothly she gets mixed in is just hilarious. And what a tiny presence she's given is also funny.

776: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/09/09(月) 19:33:52.69 0

795: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/09/09(月) 23:33:39.72 0
>>776 

(HPW note: A poster for a fictitious suspense movie The Gaze, says "I have found you".)

799: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/09/09(月) 23:41:36.67 0
>>795
ちゃゆううううううううううう


Chayuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

803: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/09/09(月) 23:54:28.03 0
>>795
さゆの瞳のレイアウトが絶妙だなぁ


How appropriately you've placed Sayu's eyes in it!

784: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/09/09(月) 20:39:07.21 0

(HPW note: A fictitious ad for the popular calamine lotion brand Petit Una.)

786: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/09/09(月) 20:47:27.98 0
>>784
靴の中からかゆみ止め出す子キターw


Here comes the girl who takes an itch-stopper out of her shoes! lol

787: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/09/09(月) 20:51:35.86 0
>>784
ネタモトが分からんw


I don't get what you guys are talking about.

788: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/09/09(月) 21:13:33.87 0
>>787
植村「靴からプチウナが出てきた」


Uemura: When petit-una suddenly came out of my lesson shoes.

(HPW note: Refer to an article on H!O.)

824: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/09/10(火) 06:08:11.18 P
お願いします

If you do me a favor.

839: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/09/10(火) 18:31:42.57 0
>>824 

(HPW note: An ad for the popular TV drama series The Housekeeper is the Witness fictitiously featuring Sudo Maasa as the heroine, which could be described as a kind of mixture of Miss Marple and Devious Maids, introduces "Episode 10: Maasa becomes the second wife of a sushi chef...".)

856: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/09/10(火) 23:03:32.70 0
『我らジャンヌ~少女聖戦歌劇~』より

Taken from Warera Jeanne ~Shoujo Seisen Kageki~.

(HPW note: Warera Jeanne ~Shoujo Seisen Kageki~ was the 13th and the final stage-play of Geki-Haro series, featuring all members of Berryz Koubou and S/mileage.)

939: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/09/12(木) 06:48:59.19 0
>>856 

(HPW note: A poster for a fictitious movie featuring Tsugunaga Momoko as a storyteller, says "A fiction becomes a truth, and the truth becomes a legend".)

857: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/09/10(火) 23:08:09.32 0
この画像で何か作れない?

Could you create something with this?

866: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/09/11(水) 02:33:31.67 0
>>857 

(HPW note: A fictitious public poster to educate people for proper usage of public parks, says "Remember, the park is not yours only".)

869: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/09/11(水) 04:44:00.78 0
>>857
できたw


I've done it. lol

(HPW note: Probably a parody of Mushishi, replacing a kanji character "mushi", insect, for "semi", cicada.)

871: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/09/11(水) 05:17:45.97 0
>>869
くっそワロタwwwwwwwwwwwww


LOFL.

891: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/09/11(水) 18:14:17.28 0

(HPW note: A fake ad for the popular hemorrhoidal preparation brand Borraginol.)

899: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/09/11(水) 19:38:21.19 0
お雑で許してにゃん

Yurushite-nyan for posting my rough work.

903: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/09/11(水) 19:59:10.20 0
>>899
雑すぎぃwww


That's way too rough. loool.

902: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/09/11(水) 19:51:56.95 0
雑オブザイヤー

That's the roughest of the year.

917: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/09/12(木) 00:44:57.26 0
川c '∀´)「え?西瓜持ってたら切符買わなくていいの?」

Ishida: What? Don't I need to buy a ticket if I had a watermelon instead?

928: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/09/12(木) 02:19:11.29 0
こんな感じかね?

You want something like this?

(HPW note: A fake poster to warn cheating passengers "You can't substitute suica, watermelon in Japanese, for Suica card".)

931: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/09/12(木) 02:31:02.97 0
>>917 

(HPW note: Another fake poster to educate dumb passengers says "That's just a little wrong".)

938: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/09/12(木) 05:47:57.39 0
貼られてないけど勝手に

There may be no demand for something like this, though.

(HPW note: A fake cover of the official magazine of Takarazuka.)

948: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/09/12(木) 13:22:02.22 O
化粧品のマジョリカマジョルカっぽく使えそうお願いします

I suppose this would be suitable for the cosmetic brand Majolica Majorca.

961: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/09/12(木) 21:25:42.30 0
>>948 

968: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/09/12(木) 23:14:41.16 O
>>962
素敵すぎる
これを対にして夏向け化粧品にしてはいかが!?


That's way too marvellous. How about pairing this with yours modifying it for a summer cosmetics?

993: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/09/13(金) 01:12:05.72 0
>>968
ラスト


This will be my last work on the thread.

953: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/09/12(木) 14:58:17.68 0
素材

A material.

971: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/09/12(木) 23:45:27.08 0
>>953 

(HPW note: A poster for a fictitious exhibition of a painter Gaasuu Risako at Terada Mitsuo Memorial Museum, says "Featuring her masterpiece A Lady's Pray for the very first time in Japan".)

982: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/09/13(金) 00:41:24.32 0
>>971 

985: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/09/13(金) 00:55:10.61 0
>>982
やっぱ職人にはかなわねぇや


I can never beat craftsmen, as I knew it.

967: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/09/12(木) 22:26:14.33 0
子供服のポスターお願い

Create a poster for kids clothings, plz.

970: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/09/12(木) 23:38:54.26 0
>>967 

(HPW note: A poster for a fictitious children clothing store Nishi-ookami-ya parodied of a major kids clothing chain store Nishimatsu-ya, says "Thanks grandpa and grandma for buying us clothes always".)

991: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/09/13(金) 01:09:05.51 0
このスレ面白いからパートスレにして欲しいな

This thread is much fun. I want it to become a series.

(HPW note: In 2channel, some successful threads are made into series, and some of them can continue for years.)

992: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/09/13(金) 01:11:33.69 0
パートスレにするの
最後にこれ貼ろうと思っていたんだけど


Are you guys gonna make the thread into a series? I was about to post this, though.

(HPW note: It says "See you guys again next year".)


3 comments :

  1. I hope this is continued on 2ch. It's a lot of fun seeing what they can come up with, and the longer it goes on the better the chance of less popular girls getting tossed in for fun.

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  2. Got to love the one that featured momoko and energy drink

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  3. Love Chayuu!! Loved the one where they put make up on Chayuu!!

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