I've come to regard myself as Yuukarin since I've been thinking of her too much.

ゆうかりんの事を毎日思い過ぎて俺がゆうかりんなんじゃないかと思えてきた

1: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/09/13(金) 13:51:38.79 0

すまんな勝手に辞めてしもて

Please forgive my selfishness to have quit S/mileage.

5: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/09/13(金) 13:55:31.41 0

>>1
結婚しよう

Will you marry me?

30: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/09/13(金) 14:29:40.23 0

芸能界に復帰するつもりはないんですか?

Don't you ever think of your comeback to showbiz?

19: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/09/13(金) 14:08:33.34 0

>>1
ゆうかりん鑑定１級の俺が見てあげるから
顔うpしてよ

Upload your pic here. I'll examine you as I'm a first-degree appraiser of Yuukarin.

21: !ninja 2013/09/13(金) 14:22:50.50 0

お前もゆうかりんだったのか…

I didn't know you're also Yuukarin.

3: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/09/13(金) 13:54:33.15 0

無職がゆうかりんを思い出すスレはここか

This thread is for jobless people to mourn Yuukarin, right?

13: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/09/13(金) 14:01:38.45 0

14: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/09/13(金) 14:03:37.65 0

ゆうかりんかわいいよゆうかりん(´；ω；｀)

Yuukarin, you're so cute, Yuukarin. :'-(

15: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/09/13(金) 14:03:49.66 0

俺以外にもゆうかりんになったヤツがいて安心した
ゆうかりんのスレを見る度に罪悪感を感じるよな

I've felt relieved to know there's someone else who has also become Yuukarin besides me. Actually I'd have a feeling of guilt everytime I read threads about Yuukarin.

17: 天パ ◆5wnEIW.xno 2013/09/13(金) 14:07:53.74 0

スレタイわかる
ゆうかりん化したあとに鏡見るとおっさんがこっち見てて
キョドってるうちに元の自分に戻ることとかある

I can totally understand what you mean by the title of the thread. Sometimes I'd get confused to find a dull middle aged man in a mirror and then come back to myself.

18: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/09/13(金) 14:07:59.48 0

　〃ﾉﾉハヾヽ　みんな廃人かも～
　川* ′c ` )/⌒⌒ヽ,
／ (⌒ヽ⊂//　　　／
￣￣￣￣￣￣￣

Yuukarin: You guys must be a bunch of wrecks~

(HPW note: The AA for Yuukarin lying in a futon.)

20: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/09/13(金) 14:12:06.01 0

ゆうかりんは顔とか胸とかじゃない
私はゆうかりんという意識だよ
選択する時はよりゆうかりんらしい選択を心掛ければそんなに時間をかけずにゆうかりんになってる

It's not essential to have Yuukarin's face or boobs to be Yuukarin. The consciousness that defines you as Yuukarin is crucial. If you try to make every choice in Yuukarin's shoes, it wouldn't take you long time to become Yuukarin.

23: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/09/13(金) 14:23:59.98 0

ゆうかりんのこと想いすぎてとうとう向こう側へ行ってしまったんだね

I suppose you guys have gone to another world thinking of Yuukarin too much.

24: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/09/13(金) 14:24:30.49 0

ゆうかりんを見たものはゆうかりんのことを毎日思い続けるしかない
ゆうかりんになるしかない
つまり――ゆうかりんは増殖する・・！

Anyone who has seen Yuukarin will have no choice but to keep thinking of Yuukarin every day. Then you'll become Yuukarin naturally. I mean, Yuukarin multiplies!

26: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/09/13(金) 14:27:09.14 0

燃えよドラゴンを見た少年はみなブルース・リーになって帰っていったとか
そんな比喩じゃない
文字通りおれはゆうかりんになっている

It's not a metaphor like all boys used to act like Bruce Lee after watching his movie Enter the Dragon. I've been Yuukarin literally.

27: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/09/13(金) 14:27:54.77 0

青い鳥を探しに行って青い鳥は実は身近にいることに気付くみたいなことだな

I see, it's like you travelled in search for the blue bird and finally you find it nearby.

(HPW note: Reffering to the play L'Oiseau bleu by Belgian author Maurice Maeterlinck who got a Nobel Prize for it in 1911. In the story a girl called Mytyl and her brother Tyltyl travel around seeking happiness represented by The Blue Bird of Happiness, and find it in the birdcage in their home after all. In 1980 an animated series based on the original story Maeterlinck's Blue Bird: Tyltyl and Mytyl's Adventurous Journey was broadcasted on TV in Japan, created by the same team as Space Battleship Yamato.)

**Maeterlinck no Aoi Tori (MAETERLINCK'S BLUE BIRD) DVD-BOX Chiruchiru Michiru no bouken ryokou**

28: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/09/13(金) 14:28:51.50 0

ゆうかりん下暗し

The darkest place is under Yuukarin.

(HPW note: Modified from an Japanese proverb "it's the darkest under the lighthouse".)

29: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/09/13(金) 14:29:28.66 0

夏の始めに赤白ストライプのビキニを買ってしまったのはこういう事か
着るのに抵抗を感じたのはたぶんゆうかりんも恥ずかしくてイヤだったんだろうな

Now I get why I happened to buy a bikini with stripes of red and white at the begining of this summer. I hesitated to put it on somehow. I suppose it's because Yuukarin would also have felt embarrassed to wear it.

31: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/09/13(金) 14:30:05.44 0

心頭滅却すればみなゆうかりん

Clear your mind of all mundane thoughts, and you will find everything Yuukarin.

(HPW note: Modified from a famous Zen terminology "Clear your mind of all mundane thoughts, and you will find even fire cool.", originally taken from a verse by a Chinese poet Du Xunhe in 9-10th century.)

32: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/09/13(金) 14:30:07.82 0

我思う故に我ゆうかりんの意識状態に達するには
まずは家中の鏡を割らなければならない

To reach the I-think-therefore-I-am-Yuukarin state of mind, you need to smash every single mirror in your house.

(HPW note: Referring to a famous philosophical proposition by René Descartes "I think, therefore I am".)

33: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/09/13(金) 14:30:55.96 0

俺もゆうかりんになれるのかな

Could I become Yuukarin someday?

34: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/09/13(金) 14:31:14.06 0

高次のステージに行きすぎだろｗ

You guys have gone to a far high-level stage of awareness. lol

35: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/09/13(金) 14:31:44.44 0

考えても見ろよ
世界人類みながゆうかりんになったら
戦争がなくなる

Just think about it. If all the people turned Yuukarin, there could be no more wars.

36: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/09/13(金) 14:32:19.36 0

わかってもらおうと思わなくなるのは問題だろ

I think it's not a good idea to abandon efforts to be understood by other different personalities.

40: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/09/13(金) 14:33:10.66 0

>>36
ゆうかりん以外は帰ってくれないか！

Won't you please go out, if you're not Yuukarin?

(HPW note: Modified from a famous phrase often posted on threads about male homosexuality to ask heterosexuals to leave "Won't you please go out, if you're not a homosexual?")

43: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/09/13(金) 14:35:07.64 0

>>36
皆が意識を共有するのだから
分かってもらおうなんて思う必要すらない

You won't even need to be understood by others, since everybody would share the same mind-set.

37: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/09/13(金) 14:32:19.52 0

ほんまや
ノーベル平和賞もんやそれ

True. This idea deserves Nobel Peace Prize.

38: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/09/13(金) 14:32:47.07 0

ラブアンドピースアンドゆうかりん

Love and peace and Yuukarin.

47: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/09/13(金) 14:38:04.04 0

imagine all the people
living as YUUKARIN

Imagine all the people living as Yuukarin.

(HPW note: Modified from the lyrics of Imagine by John Lennon.)

39: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/09/13(金) 14:32:58.82 0

ゆうかりんという高次の共有意識状態

The high-level state of shared awareness called "Yuukarin".

48: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/09/13(金) 14:38:26.34 0

人類皆ゆうかりん

People are Yuukarin, the world over.

44: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/09/13(金) 14:36:26.51 0

一ヶ月毎日一日に三回「ゆうかりん！！！」と街中で叫ぶとゆうかりんになれると聞いたけれど本当ですか？

I've heard that I could become Yuukarin if I shout out "Yuukarin!!!" in street three times a day for a month. Is it true?

49: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/09/13(金) 14:39:15.47 0

>>44
間違っても「がんばりん！！！」と叫ぶなよ
違うものになってしまうから

Never shout out "Ganbarin!!!" It'd turn you a different thing.

(HPW note: "Ganbarin!" is a Miyamoto Karin's favorite phrase to encourage herself.)

45: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/09/13(金) 14:37:35.33 0

試したけれどデマ

I tried that only to find it out a lie.

46: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/09/13(金) 14:37:36.00 0

そんなことよりも毎日鏡に向かって
「よし、今日もゆうかりん！」ってやった方がいいぞ

Looking at mirror and saying "Yes! I'm Yuukarin today too!" every day will be more recommended.

(HPW note: Modified from Michishige Sayumi's favorite phrase to cheer up herself "Yes! I'm cute today too!")

51: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/09/13(金) 14:39:34.32 0

ばっかじゃないの(笑)

You guys must be a bunch of idiots. lol

53: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/09/13(金) 14:39:40.51 0

ゆうかりんしかいねーｗｗｗ

We seem to be having only Yuukarins here. loool

54: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/09/13(金) 14:41:05.19 0

無我の境地に達すれば一切がゆうかりんであることを悟る
しかし無我の境地に達するにはゆうかりん欲を捨て去らなければならない

If you attained a spiritual state of perfect selflessness, you'd see everything as Yuukarin. But you need to get rid of your desire for Yuukarin first to get to the state.

57: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/09/13(金) 14:42:57.52 0

憂即是空 空即是憂ってやつか

You mean "Yuukarin itself is emptiness, emptiness itself is Yuukarin", right?

(HPW note: Modified from a famous phrase in the Heart Sutra of Buddhism "Form itself is emptiness, emptiness itself is form".)

58: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/09/13(金) 14:43:02.83 0

今日からそこの君もゆうかりん！

From today, you are also Yuukarin!

59: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/09/13(金) 14:44:45.82 0

まあお前らみんなおっさんなんだけどな

Well, all you guys are just dull old men in reality, though.

60: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/09/13(金) 14:45:38.03 0

おっさんじゃないもんゆうかりんだもん

I'm not an old man! I'm Yuukarin!

63: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/09/13(金) 14:47:28.89 0

ゆうかりんが前を向いて生きていてくれればそれでいい
そう思い続けていたら自分も前向きになってた
どうやら俺もゆうかりんのようだ

All I wish is that Yuukarin would live positively for the future. As I've kept wishing it, now I've found myself living positive as well. That means I'm another Yuukarin in a way.

64: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/09/13(金) 14:47:30.39 0

アイドルとしてのゆうかりんは皆の共有思念体だったけど
今はもう各々の中にそれぞれのゆうかりんが生きてるんだよなぁ

Although Yuukarin as an idol used to be an integrated entity of mass thoughts, now she exists in each one's mind in each one's own way.

67: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/09/13(金) 14:48:43.49 0

なるほど哲学的なスレだ

I see, this is a philosophical thread.

70: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/09/13(金) 14:50:03.68 0

いや心理学だろ

心の中にゆうかりんエッセンスを置いて補填してる

No, it's rather psychological one. We compensate for our feeling of loss by adding the essence of Yuukarin into our minds.

74: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/09/13(金) 14:55:11.70 0

深いかも～

This thread might be pretty deep~

91: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/09/13(金) 15:31:28.50 0

ゆうかりんとしての自覚を持って生きていこう

We must live our lives having the pride as Yuukarin.

92: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/09/13(金) 15:32:25.60 0

ゆうかりんとしての自覚があれば
犯罪なんてできないよな
やっぱ全人類がゆうかりんになるべきだよ

If you regarded yourself as Yuukarin, you could never commit crime. Therefore all mankind should be Yuukarin.

99: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/09/13(金) 16:18:13.68 0

どうせ私でオナニーしてんでしょ

I bet you use me for jerk-off, anyway.

100: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/09/13(金) 16:30:15.35 0

みんなゆうかりんなら
ウーピー・ゴールドバーグもゆうかりん？

If every human being was Yuukarin, Whoopi Goldberg could be a Yuukarin too?

104: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/09/13(金) 17:14:52.28 0

俺こそがゆうかりんだ！！！

I'm the real Yuukarin!!!

105: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/09/13(金) 17:19:29.69 0

いや、俺こそが！

NO! I'm the Yuukarin for real!

108: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/09/13(金) 18:12:45.19 0

お前ら偽ゆうかりんを捕まえたい

I really wanna arrest all of you guys for pretending to be Yuukarin.

(HPW note: I hope you've enjoyed this twisted sense of humour shared among Wolfers.)

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