100年後の娘。にありがちなこと
1: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/08/23(木) 16:00:28.08 0
宗教法人になっている
It'd turn to a religious corporation.
It'd turn to a religious corporation.
6: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/08/23(木) 16:04:16.65 0
つんく♀（7代目）
Produced by Tsunku♀ the seventh.
Produced by Tsunku♀ the seventh.
7: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/08/23(木) 16:17:06.89 0
道重さゆみ１２３歳記念
１・２・３（２１１２年バージョン）
The special single in commemoration of Michishige Sayumi's 123rd birthday, 1・2・3 (2112 version).
１・２・３（２１１２年バージョン）
The special single in commemoration of Michishige Sayumi's 123rd birthday, 1・2・3 (2112 version).
9: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/08/23(木) 16:22:09.25 0
クローン技術で歴代のベストメンバーが揃ってるよ
They'd have a line-up consisting of the all-time finest members by cloning technology.
They'd have a line-up consisting of the all-time finest members by cloning technology.
11: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/08/23(木) 16:23:52.70 0
ライブで脳みそだけになったつんくがモニターに映し出される
We'd see Tsunku's living brain appearing on screen at concerts.
We'd see Tsunku's living brain appearing on screen at concerts.
13: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/08/23(木) 16:27:13.81 0
かりんちゃんさんが100期オーディションに合格
Karin-chan-san would finally pass the audition for 100th Gen.
Karin-chan-san would finally pass the audition for 100th Gen.
14: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/08/23(木) 16:28:08.09 0
秋元プロデュースのおにゃんこ４８ヲタ「モー化石ヲタ！モー化石ヲタ！」
Wotas of Akimoto's Onyanko48 would look down on us calling "fossil Mo-wotas! fossil Mo-wotas!".
Wotas of Akimoto's Onyanko48 would look down on us calling "fossil Mo-wotas! fossil Mo-wotas!".
15: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/08/23(木) 16:29:45.52 0
>>14
100年続いたら化石と言われてもいいやw
If MM would have continued for 100 years, I wouldn't mind being called "a fossil".
100年続いたら化石と言われてもいいやw
If MM would have continued for 100 years, I wouldn't mind being called "a fossil".
16: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/08/23(木) 16:29:55.23 0
SATOYAMAムーブメントの結果、食糧自給率が100%に
As the result of SATOYAMA movement, Japan's food self-sufficiency rate would reach to 100%.
As the result of SATOYAMA movement, Japan's food self-sufficiency rate would reach to 100%.
18: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/08/23(木) 16:37:30.68 0
ドリームモーニング娘。が100人
Dream Morning Musume would consist of 100 members.
Dream Morning Musume would consist of 100 members.
24: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/08/23(木) 16:53:49.83 0
歌番組ではLOVEマシーンを唄う
They'd still be requested to perform Love Machine on TV shows.
They'd still be requested to perform Love Machine on TV shows.
26: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/08/23(木) 16:54:52.71 0
つんく亡き後の仮歌は、ボーカロイドボーイ♂で収録
After Tsunku died, Vocaloidboy♂ would sing on demo-versions.
(HPW note: Vocaloid is a singing voice synthesizer, well known for its most popular software Hatsune Miku.)
After Tsunku died, Vocaloidboy♂ would sing on demo-versions.
(HPW note: Vocaloid is a singing voice synthesizer, well known for its most popular software Hatsune Miku.)
27: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/08/23(木) 16:55:09.80 0
作詞作曲は つんく♂Ｊｒ
songs and lyrics by Tsunku♂ Jr.
songs and lyrics by Tsunku♂ Jr.
31: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/08/23(木) 16:59:00.88 0
350枚目のシングル、モーニング娘100周年記念隊、モーニング娘第65期メンバーオーディション、
350th single, Morning Musume Tanjou 100nen Kinentai and the audition for 65th Gen of Morning Musume.
350th single, Morning Musume Tanjou 100nen Kinentai and the audition for 65th Gen of Morning Musume.
34: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/08/23(木) 17:00:16.34 O
33人÷15年で一年に2.2人増えてると計算したら100年後には何人よ？
We've got 33 members in total for the last 15 years. If we'd get 2.2 more members per year, how many members we'd have 100 years later?
We've got 33 members in total for the last 15 years. If we'd get 2.2 more members per year, how many members we'd have 100 years later?
37: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/08/23(木) 17:02:07.35 0
>>34
そこまでできたらすぐだろw
細かいことは置いといて
253人？
You've almost arrived at the answer. It'll be 253?
そこまでできたらすぐだろw
細かいことは置いといて
253人？
You've almost arrived at the answer. It'll be 253?
40: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/08/23(木) 17:04:48.66 O
250人も覚えられるかな俺
I'm worrying how I could recognize each of 250 members.
I'm worrying how I could recognize each of 250 members.
43: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/08/23(木) 17:05:59.17 0
>>40
まず死ぬ心配してくれw
You need to worry about dying first. lol
まず死ぬ心配してくれw
You need to worry about dying first. lol
41: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/08/23(木) 17:05:03.08 0
アイリーン・スピーゲル 火星生まれの13歳です、よろしくお願いします
"I'm Irene Spiegel, born on Mars and 13 years old. Thank you."
"I'm Irene Spiegel, born on Mars and 13 years old. Thank you."
45: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/08/23(木) 17:06:54.63 0
ハッピースペースオーディション第100期メンバー
The Happy Space Audition for 100th Gen.
The Happy Space Audition for 100th Gen.
47: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/08/23(木) 17:08:05.05 0
68期の新人が500枚くらいのCDを渡されて覚えろと言われ半泣き
Newbies of 68th Gen would get shocked as they were told to memorize enormous songs and given 500 CDs.
Newbies of 68th Gen would get shocked as they were told to memorize enormous songs and given 500 CDs.
50: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/08/23(木) 17:08:59.72 0
>>47
10日後コンサートあるから全部覚えてこいも追加
Plus until next concert in 10 days.
10日後コンサートあるから全部覚えてこいも追加
Plus until next concert in 10 days.
48: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/08/23(木) 17:08:27.81 0
アップフロント本社地下が赤羽橋駅改札と繋がる
The headquarter of Up-Front would be connected to Akabane-bashi Sta. under the ground.
(HPW note: Akabane-bashi is the nearest subway station to the headquarter of UFP.)
The headquarter of Up-Front would be connected to Akabane-bashi Sta. under the ground.
(HPW note: Akabane-bashi is the nearest subway station to the headquarter of UFP.)
53: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/08/23(木) 17:10:27.69 O
15年年÷10期で1.5として100年後には何期になるんだ？
We've got 10 generations for the last 15 yrs. If it'd take 1.5 yrs to add each new generation, how many generations would we have in 100 years?
We've got 10 generations for the last 15 yrs. If it'd take 1.5 yrs to add each new generation, how many generations would we have in 100 years?
68: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/08/23(木) 17:17:10.81 0
>>62
76期ぐらいだな
Approx. 76 generations.
76期ぐらいだな
Approx. 76 generations.
54: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/08/23(木) 17:10:34.52 0
親とか親戚が元メンバーだった人が加入している
There would be some members who's relatives were ex-Morning Musume.
There would be some members who's relatives were ex-Morning Musume.
55: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/08/23(木) 17:11:07.13 0
不動産バブルで手に入れた大金で中野サンプラザを買収
常設劇場にして宝塚システムに
Up-Front would purchase Nakano Sun Plaza with funds they'd earned from a real-estate bubble, and would arrange it as a permanent theatre for MM to establish a Takarazuka-like system.
(HPW note: Takarazuka is a all-female musical theatre since 1913. Some wotas wish H!P to be another Takarazuka admiring its long history and stable popularity.)
常設劇場にして宝塚システムに
Up-Front would purchase Nakano Sun Plaza with funds they'd earned from a real-estate bubble, and would arrange it as a permanent theatre for MM to establish a Takarazuka-like system.
(HPW note: Takarazuka is a all-female musical theatre since 1913. Some wotas wish H!P to be another Takarazuka admiring its long history and stable popularity.)
59: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/08/23(木) 17:13:33.99 0
生粋の日本人メンバーが一人もいない
There wouldn't be any Japanese members.
There wouldn't be any Japanese members.
60: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/08/23(木) 17:14:13.15 0
つんくの遺体が冷凍保存されてると噂に
People would hear a rumor that Tsunku's body had been preserved by freezing.
People would hear a rumor that Tsunku's body had been preserved by freezing.
61: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/08/23(木) 17:14:19.02 0
冷凍保存したつんくの脳味噌から新曲のメロディをオート抽出
And melodies for new songs had been automatically extracted from the freezed brain of Tsunku.
And melodies for new songs had been automatically extracted from the freezed brain of Tsunku.
63: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/08/23(木) 17:15:53.36 0
黄金期、プラチナ期も含めて一括りにされてる
People would treat the Golden Era and the Platinum Era as one historical period.
People would treat the Golden Era and the Platinum Era as one historical period.
69: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/08/23(木) 17:17:53.18 0
こんこん一族がテレ東の役員に、テレ東がハロプロチャンネルに
Konkon's family would be assigned to be officers of TV Tokyo, and they'd turn it into H!P Channel.
(HPW note: TV Tokyo is a local TV station in Tokyo, and it has broadcasted most of H!P related programs such as ASAYAN, Hello! Morning and Hello! SATOYAMA Life.)
Konkon's family would be assigned to be officers of TV Tokyo, and they'd turn it into H!P Channel.
(HPW note: TV Tokyo is a local TV station in Tokyo, and it has broadcasted most of H!P related programs such as ASAYAN, Hello! Morning and Hello! SATOYAMA Life.)
100: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/08/23(木) 17:34:28.62 0
>>69
がんばこんこん
I'll count on you, Konkon.
がんばこんこん
I'll count on you, Konkon.
70: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/08/23(木) 17:18:36.82 0
火星までドサ回り
They'd barnstorm even on Mars.
They'd barnstorm even on Mars.
71: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/08/23(木) 17:18:44.25 0
何thシングルになってんだろう
How many singles would we have 100 years later?
How many singles would we have 100 years later?
75: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/08/23(木) 17:20:56.83 0
>>71
15年で５０枚なので
５０÷１５×１００＋５０＝３８３.333・・・
A.約383枚
As we've had 50 singles for 15 years, 50÷15×100+50=383.333-. So the answer is approx. 383 singles.
15年で５０枚なので
５０÷１５×１００＋５０＝３８３.333・・・
A.約383枚
As we've had 50 singles for 15 years, 50÷15×100+50=383.333-. So the answer is approx. 383 singles.
83: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/08/23(木) 17:24:17.14 0
地球人じゃないこも混じってる
There would be some aliens in the members.
There would be some aliens in the members.
90: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/08/23(木) 17:28:07.03 0
ヲタの高齢化が著しいためバスツアーに医師を帯同
FC bus tours would be accompanied by doctors since wotas had been quite aging.
FC bus tours would be accompanied by doctors since wotas had been quite aging.
105: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/08/23(木) 17:48:38.75 0
ズッキが引退後ブラジルでタレントになり、ブラジルでアイドル事務所社長に
ブラジル版モーニング娘が大当たり、100年後本家と合流
Zukki would moved to Brazil after she graduated to became a TV personality there. And she'd start an idol agency and make a huge success with Brazilian Morning Musume. Eventually it would merge with the original MM 100 years later.
(HPW note: Suzuki Kanon once said that her relative has some relationship to Brazil, and she's said to be popular among wotas in Brazil.)
ブラジル版モーニング娘が大当たり、100年後本家と合流
Zukki would moved to Brazil after she graduated to became a TV personality there. And she'd start an idol agency and make a huge success with Brazilian Morning Musume. Eventually it would merge with the original MM 100 years later.
(HPW note: Suzuki Kanon once said that her relative has some relationship to Brazil, and she's said to be popular among wotas in Brazil.)
108: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/08/23(木) 17:52:20.02 0
リンリンによるUFA買収
Linlin would buy UFA.
(HPW note: Linlin is said to be from quite a rich family.)
Linlin would buy UFA.
(HPW note: Linlin is said to be from quite a rich family.)
109: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/08/23(木) 17:54:32.47 0
UFAとオリジン弁当が系列会社に
And Origin Bento would become an affilliated company of UFA.
(HPW note: Linlin once got fascinated with Japanese take-out only chain Origin Bento.)
And Origin Bento would become an affilliated company of UFA.
(HPW note: Linlin once got fascinated with Japanese take-out only chain Origin Bento.)
110: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/08/23(木) 17:55:41.38 0
中澤とJJの歴史的和解による共同出資でバナナ農園オープン
Nakazawa and Junjun would achieve a historic reconciliation and make a joint investment on bananas farms.
(HPW note: Nakazawa Yuko is known for hating bananas extraordinarily, as oppsed to Junjun who's known for loving them extremely.)
Nakazawa and Junjun would achieve a historic reconciliation and make a joint investment on bananas farms.
(HPW note: Nakazawa Yuko is known for hating bananas extraordinarily, as oppsed to Junjun who's known for loving them extremely.)
112: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/08/23(木) 17:57:43.49 0
呼んだか？
You're calling my name?
(HPW note: Nakazawa once appeared on a series of advertisements for diet foods including banana-flavored one.)
You're calling my name?
(HPW note: Nakazawa once appeared on a series of advertisements for diet foods including banana-flavored one.)
118: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/08/23(木) 18:13:53.16 0
歌舞伎や相撲もこういうノリで続いてしまった結果
伝統芸能にされたんだろうなー
I guess Kabuki and Sumo might have continued to end up in traditional performing-arts in the course MM is now taking.
伝統芸能にされたんだろうなー
I guess Kabuki and Sumo might have continued to end up in traditional performing-arts in the course MM is now taking.
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