What Possible Miracle about H!P Could Be Compared to Leicester City's Winning the Premier League?

レスター・シティのプレミアリーグ優勝の奇跡をハロプロで例えるとどうなる？

こぶしファクトリーがミリオン売る

Kobushi Factory's CD selling a million copies.

今年の紅白で娘。が泡沫を歌う

Morning Musume appearing in Kouhaku this year to perform Ephemeral Saturday Night.

つばきファクトリー紅白出場

Tsubaki Factory making its appearance in Kouhaku.

ガチでつばきがモー娘。の上に立つようなもんだろ
レスターとか誰も知らないメンバーばっかだし
ドイツのフートしか知らなかったわ

Seriously, it would be something like Tsubaki ranks above Morning Musume. Actually I hardly knew Leicester's players. Huth from Germany was the only one I knew.

羽賀がハロプロ№1人気になってカリスマリーダーになる

Haga becoming the most popular member in H!P and a charismatic leader of the band.

ズッキが卒業までに尾形並に痩せる

Zukki getting as thin as Ogata until her graduation.

尾形がモー娘。一の歌姫になる

Ogata becoming the best diva of Morning Musume.

加賀ちゃんが13期入り

Kaga-chan joining Morning Musume as 13th Gen.

つばき小片が売れっ子バラドルになる

Ogata of Tsubaki getting popular with the general public by appearing in TV variety shows.

鞘師が留学して英語を話せるようになる

Sayashi becoming able to speak English fluently after studying abroad.

佐藤まーちゃんが東大入学

Sato Maa-chan entering the University of Tokyo.

ももちが千葉県知事に

Momochi becoming the Governor of Chiba Prefecture.

舞美が東京五輪で金メダル

Maimi getting a gold medal at Tokyo Olympics.

アプガが２０１６年のアップフロントCD最高売上を記録する

Up Up Girls (kari) becoming the best CD selling group of the year 2016 in Up-Front.

飯窪さんまと結婚

Iikubo marrying Sanma.

矢島と藤井が同性婚

Yajima and Fujii having a gay marriage.

ブックメーカーがつけたレスター優勝に対するオッズは5000倍

これをハロプロでやってみると

船木結は処女である 1.1倍
浜浦彩乃は処女である 1.3倍
牧野真莉愛は処女である 2倍
宮本佳林は処女である 10倍
鈴木愛理は処女である 300倍
中澤裕子は処女である 5000倍

Bookmakers in UK gave Leicester City the odds of 5000-1 to win the Premier League. What H!P things could be given such odds?

Funaki Musubu reamining a virgin (1.1-1)
Hamaura Ayano remaining a virgin (1.3-1)
Makino Maria remaining a virgin (2-1)
Miyamoto Karin remaining a virgin (10-1)
Suzuki Airi remaining a virgin (300-1)
Nakazawa Yuko remaining a virgin (5000-1)

せめて子供産んでない人にしとけよ

Couldn't you exclude ones who have given birth at least?

前田ゆうかりんのハロプロ復帰

Maeda Yuukarin coming back to H!P.

まいまいの音程が正確になる

Maimai becoming able to sing perfectly in tune.

つんくが喋れるようになる

Tsunku regaining his vocal chords.

まことがフサフサ

Makoto regaining his hair enough.

132年目にして初めてプレミアリーグ優勝した訳だから
ハロプロでも100年に一度あるかないかぐらいレアケースでないと

Leicester City won the Premier League for the first time in its 132-year history. So it has to be something pretty rare for H!P which we could expect to take place only once in 100 years.

ちぃちゃんがももちのMCを奪い取って会場大爆笑くらいの奇跡

Chii-chan making the audience burst into laughter pushing Momochi aside.

俺がフクちゃんと結婚

Fuku-chan marrying ME.