Monday, December 1, 2014

Kntm has a high affinity for weapons

かなともと凶器の親和性を考えるスッドレ


1: 名無しさん@おーぷん 2014/11/27(木)14:44:08 ID:???
というわけで腕に覚えがあるコラ職人のみなさんお願いします!

So, I'm expecting all the collage craftsmen who have confidence in their own skills to bring their works up here!






36: 名無しさん@おーぷん 2014/11/29(土)06:42:31 ID:???
>>1の元ネタはこれだな

You must have modified this.


4: 名無しさん@おーぷん 2014/11/27(木)18:37:17 ID:???
kntmの暴君エピソードを知らない人間にはkntm武器画像はどう映るのか

I'm wondering what people who've never heard of kntm's tyrant anecdotes would think about these images of her holding weapons.

5: 名無しさん@おーぷん 2014/11/27(木)20:38:11 ID:???
ノコギリが似合いそう

I suppose a chainsaw would suit her.

11: 名無しさん@おーぷん 2014/11/28(金)14:47:30 ID:???

14: 名無しさん@おーぷん 2014/11/28(金)15:48:38 ID:???
自分はお絵かきアプリで作りました

I made this with a drawing app.


15: 名無しさん@おーぷん 2014/11/28(金)16:26:44 ID:???
全く違和感がないw

I don't find anything strange in that image. LOL

17: 名無しさん@おーぷん 2014/11/28(金)18:42:37 ID:???
まさに鬼に金棒

That's exactly "oni ni kanabou".

(HPW note: A Japanese proverb "oni ni kanabou", literally means "ogres with metal bats", can be translated to "that's the very thing for it" or "that makes it doubly stronger".)


18: 名無しさん@おーぷん 2014/11/28(金)18:57:53 ID:???
何も加工してないが

I haven't add anything to this, though.


29: 名無しさん@おーぷん 2014/11/29(土)06:33:38 ID:???
>>18
この目つきで罵られたい


I wanna be reviled by her with that look.

19: 名無しさん@おーぷん 2014/11/28(金)20:15:05 ID:???
>>18
ただの輪ゴムなのに凶器にしか見えない


That's only a rubber band, but she makes it look like a weapon.

21: 名無しさん@おーぷん 2014/11/28(金)23:05:35 ID:???
できたよ~^^

Here it is!


25: 名無しさん@おーぷん 2014/11/29(土)06:27:15 ID:???
>>21
毛利のおっちゃんwww


How poor Mouri is! LOL

24: 名無しさん@おーぷん 2014/11/29(土)06:23:39 ID:???

27: 名無しさん@おーぷん 2014/11/29(土)06:29:41 ID:???

55: 名無しさん@おーぷん 2014/11/29(土)07:13:02 ID:???
>>27
佳林ちゃん逃げて~w


Run Karin, Run! LOL

28: 名無しさん@おーぷん 2014/11/29(土)06:30:05 ID:???
kntmと武器の親和性

What a chemistry between kntm and weapons!

31: 名無しさん@おーぷん 2014/11/29(土)06:35:35 ID:???
ハロプロでSキャラは貴重

It's rare for H!P to have sadistic characters.

32: 名無しさん@おーぷん 2014/11/29(土)06:37:55 ID:???
藤本以来か

Is she the first one since Fujimoto?


33: 名無しさん@おーぷん 2014/11/29(土)06:39:29 ID:???
これは衝撃的だったな

This image was shocking, right?


35: 名無しさん@おーぷん 2014/11/29(土)06:41:48 ID:???
kntmには暴力が良く似合う

Kntm has a high affinity for violence.

37: 名無しさん@おーぷん 2014/11/29(土)06:43:30 ID:???
アサシンの目しとるで

Since she has the eye of the assassin.


40: 名無しさん@おーぷん 2014/11/29(土)06:45:59 ID:???
職人さんこれで吹き矢希望

Please make a blowgun collage with this, craftsman.


64: 名無しさん@おーぷん 2014/11/29(土)10:13:29 ID:???
>>40

45: 名無しさん@おーぷん 2014/11/29(土)06:50:38 ID:???


54: 名無しさん@おーぷん 2014/11/29(土)07:05:30 ID:???
目つきもあるけどあのギザギザの歯が肉食獣を想起させる

Not only her eyes but also her jagged teeth remind me of a carnivore.

50: 名無しさん@おーぷん 2014/11/29(土)06:58:53 ID:???
かなともは寂しがり屋 暴力でしか人とつながれないんだよ(適当

Kntm gets lonely easily and only using violence helps her to relate to others (in my random opinion).

52: 名無しさん@おーぷん 2014/11/29(土)07:00:09 ID:???
邪悪な微笑みが似合うハロメン№1
2位はまろ


She's the best H!P member to look good with wicked smiles. And Maro will be the second best.


(HPW note: The popular image used by wotas to express Fukuda's evilness and cunning, saying "Just as planned" quoted from DEATH NOTE.)

59: 名無しさん@おーぷん 2014/11/29(土)07:32:52 ID:???
凶器持ってないこういう奴でも邪悪さ感じるのはなぜw

Even pics of her without holding weapons like this can give wicked impressions. How come?


34: 名無しさん@おーぷん 2014/11/29(土)06:41:00 ID:???
かなとも目が悪いから目つきが鋭くなるときあるよね

Kntm can have sharp look sometimes, since she has bad eyesight.



66: 名無しさん@おーぷん 2014/11/29(土)12:06:40 ID:???
誰かに似てると思ったら…

I was wondering whom kntm in that pic resembles…


67: 名無しさん@おーぷん 2014/11/29(土)12:13:40 ID:???
セガールwwww

Seagal! LMAO
68: 名無しさん@おーぷん 2014/11/29(土)15:08:15 ID:???
ルガーP08
S&W M500


With a Luger P08 and with a S&W M500.



72: 名無しさん@おーぷん 2014/11/29(土)20:13:02 ID:???
>>68
1枚目めっちゃ楽しそうでわろた


In the first pic she seems having much fun. LOL

71: 名無しさん@おーぷん 2014/11/29(土)19:15:47 ID:???
かなともの攻撃性は異常

Kntm's aggressiveness is just incredible.

74: 名無しさん@おーぷん 2014/11/29(土)21:59:44 ID:???
普通アイドルにクックリ刀や娥媚刺が似合うわけないだろ!!!

Idols can't usually go well with a kukri or a gabishi!!!

(HPW note: Referring to Berryz Kobo's 35th single Idols Can't Usually Go on for 10 Years. Gabishi is a weapon used by Mamiya in Fist of the North Star.)



78: 名無しさん@おーぷん 2014/11/30(日)21:25:52 ID:???
閻魔刀
シャムシール


With Yamato and with a shamshir.

(HPW note: Yamato is Vergil's favorite sword in Devil May Cry.)



80: 名無しさん@おーぷん 2014/11/30(日)22:22:17 ID:???
kntmの目にも涙…一体何を斬ったのか?

The second pic represents exactly "kntm no me nimo namida". What on earth had she cut?

(HPW note: "Kntm no me nimo namida" is modified from a Japanese saying "oni no me nimo namida", which literally means "even ogres can shed tears"and could be translated to "even the hard-hearted can be moved to tears".)

81: 名無しさん@おーぷん 2014/11/30(日)22:29:11 ID:???
ぬんとぅん

Probably she'd just slayed Nuntun.

(HPW note: Nuntun is a nickname for kntm's beloved cat Nekotarou.)

82: 名無しさん@おーぷん 2014/12/01(月)18:37:08 ID:???
いやぁっ

Nooooooooo!!!


83: 名無しさん@おーぷん 2014/12/01(月)19:55:20 ID:???


With a hatchet.


84: 名無しさん@おーぷん 2014/12/01(月)21:42:51 ID:???
右手にいい角度の拳銃の画像が見つからんかった・・・
誰か完成させてください!


I couldn't find pics of a pistol taken from suitable angle for her right hand. Please, someone finish this!


85: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/12/01(月)22:22:49 ID:???
鉄パイプ

Holding a steel pipe.


86: 名無しさん@おーぷん 2014/12/01(月)23:29:58 ID:???
>>85これがコラじゃないってのがすごい

What I'm impressed the most about that image is that it's not a collage.


86: 名無しさん@おーぷん 2014/12/01(月)23:29:58 ID:???
ちょっとやりすぎたわ 怖いわ

I'm afraid I've made it gone too far. It's so scary.


89: 名無しさん@おーぷん 2014/12/02(火)01:28:54 ID:???
>>86の元ネタはこれだな

You must have modified this, right?


92: 名無しさん@おーぷん 2014/12/02(火)20:00:23 ID:???
狩人の目

With the eye of the hunter.


97: 名無しさん@おーぷん 2014/12/04(木)19:54:59 ID:???
対戦車ロケット弾を人に向けてはいけません

Never point your RPG at humans.


94: 名無しさん@おーぷん 2014/12/03(水)09:03:29 ID:???
ヘイヘイちゃんさんビビってるー?

Hey-hey, Chan-san! Are you losing your nerve?


95: 名無しさん@おーぷん 2014/12/03(水)15:35:23 ID:???
ほんとにビビってる奴は刃物持ってる手ではなく切っ先を見るんだ
つまりちゃんさんはビビってるふりをしてるだけなんだ!!


Duelists who're really losing their nerves would gaze at a sword head not an opponent's hand holding a sword. So, Chan-san's just pretending to be scared!!

99: 名無しさん@おーぷん 2014/12/05(金)13:31:14 ID:???
かりんは犠牲になったのだ…

And then Karin fell a victim…


101: 名無しさん@おーぷん 2014/12/06(土)10:59:52 ID:???
みんな死ぬ

And then there were none alive.


(HPW note: Along with a public notice released by a police dept. calling people's attention to increasing criminal acts using grenades.)

103: 名無しさん@おーぷん 2014/12/06(土)20:36:38 ID:???
ライブハウス全滅じゃねーかww

She must have annihilated all the audience in the venue. LOL

106: 名無しさん@おーぷん 2014/12/08(月)22:47:07 ID:???
バターナイフ
もうネタがない 誰か頼むよ


With a butter knife. I've run out of ideas. Can anyone take over?


108: 名無しさん@おーぷん 2014/12/09(火)13:08:17 ID:???
バターナイフでも簡単に殺しそうだなw

She looks capable of taking someone's life easily even with a butter knife. lol

112: 名無しさん@おーぷん 2014/12/09(火)21:47:19 ID:???
この武器は?そう、岸田メル先生もご愛用のフランベルジュですね
でもそんなことよりこの素晴らしいともπを堪能しようぜ!


What do you suppose is this weapon? Yes, it's the flamberge you might have known as Kishida Mel's favorite. Yet, why don't we put aside weapon things and just enjoy those amazing kntm's boobs?


(HPW note: Kishida Mel is well known to 2ch. users mainly for the picture of himself, below, in weird costume and holding two swords in both hands.)


133: 名無しさん@おーぷん 2014/12/15(月)23:23:49 ID:???

(HPW note: A modified image with a title "Deadly Fruits Reaper" in a parody of the popular TV jidaigeki series Hissatsu Shigotonin which could be translated to "deadly life reaper".)


141: 名無しさん@おーぷん 2014/12/17(水)13:53:01 ID:???
死神カワイイ トモ様

Tomo-sama the cutest life reaper.


142: 名無しさん@おーぷん 2014/12/17(水)17:36:23 ID:???
かわいい!

How cute!

148: 名無しさん@おーぷん 2014/12/21(日)06:36:40 ID:???
(*бωб*)<ポチっとな
\ドーン/


kntm: Pochittona! (a sound of explosion)


(HPW note: "Pochittona" is a kind of onomatopoetic slang used to express turning on switches or pushing buttons. This term came from 70's anime series Yatterman, in which a villain named Boyacky says "pochittona" as he's gonna blast things with explosives.)


149: 名無しさん@おーぷん 2014/12/21(日)07:09:38 ID:???
さらっと爆発させんなw

Don't blow up things that casually as if it's nothing special. lol

177: 名無しさん@おーぷん 2014/12/29(月)23:24:30 ID:???
そのころ妹は…
この上なく非人道的な悪魔兵器を作っていた


Meanwhile, her lil sister has been making an inhuman and devilish weapon.


(HPW note: Tomoko's little sister Fumiko once appeared in a TV program Sarameshi which introduces ordinary workers' everyday lunch meals. This modified image says "Kanazawa Fumiko, 16 yrs old, shows how to make an anti-tank mine".)

154: 名無しさん@おーぷん 2014/12/22(月)22:36:42 ID:???
ヘヴィー・メタル界のローズクォーツ

The Rose Quartz in the realm of heavy metal.


162: 名無しさん@おーぷん 2014/12/24(水)10:06:45 ID:???
スレチになっちゃうけど
熊井ちゃんってスナイパーライフルが似合うと思うの


I'm afraid this might be out of place in the thread. But I guess Kumai-chan would go well with a sniper rifle.

(HPW note: Some wotas used to make fun of Kumai-chan's unintentional sharp look calling it "the eye of the hit man".)


164: 名無しさん@おーぷん 2014/12/24(水)11:56:42 ID:???
(*бωб*)素材?こうやって使うのか?

kntm: A material? You expecting me to use it like this?


173: 名無しさん@おーぷん 2014/12/29(月)09:26:12 ID:???
やらざるを得なかった

I had no choice other than dealing with this.


175: 名無しさん@おーぷん 2014/12/29(月)09:48:43 ID:???
誰かがやってくれると思ってたwww

I knew someone would take that job. LOL

176: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/12/29(月)10:03:17 ID:???
ちゃんさん燃えてるwwww

Chan-san is burning! LOL

155: 名無しさん@おーぷん 2014/12/23(火)02:59:23 ID:???
五行の構え-脇構え(金の構え)

In Waki-gamae of the Five Stances (the Kamae of Metal).

(HPW note: "Kana" of Kanazawa is for "metal". In the five-element theory, "metal" represents the dispassionate and steady nature, and is also the symbol of autumn harvests.)


157: 名無しさん@おーぷん 2014/12/23(火)06:57:12 ID:???
笑顔なのがさらに怖え…

Her smile makes me even more scared.

160: 名無しさん@おーぷん 2014/12/23(火)21:24:33 ID:???
これは怖いwww
腰が抜けて後ずさってる所に
このkntmが近づいてくるイメージ
まじやばい


That's really frightening. Just like she's approaching me who's totally backing off for getting coward. That's fuckin' terrific. LOL

153: 名無しさん@おーぷん 2014/12/22(月)17:41:12 ID:???
もはやかなとも=凶器

Kntm is already a weapon herself.




(HPW note: I've been totally in Sayuloss these days. Anyway, this thread is still going on and I might add some more posts.)

3 comments :

  1. :lol: We need more kntm (violence) act :lol:

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  2. i get the Sayuloss i'm like that too, anyway this was funny xD

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  3. Haha! Funniest post of this site. She is awesome.

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